I can haz skype

[Charo]

You forgot Baffin

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[Zapp]

Chris says the TAZ can keep that.

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[Petitioner]

[9:57:06 PM] sadtranslation: We have great urina pools in Syberia.

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[Petitioner]

[10:01:08 PM] sadtranslation: We have a lot of positions.
[10:01:17 PM] sadtranslation: They are all noted in Constitution.
[10:01:41 PM] kaiwren: russia has a constitution?
[10:02:01 PM] kaiwren: i thought you just shaved your chest hair to spell things out
[10:02:03 PM] sadtranslation: And our president is a bear.
[10:02:18 PM] kaiwren: and used the chest hair of lenin to write down all your laws with
[10:02:21 PM] sadtranslation: He guaranties that.

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[Lobster]

[4:17:47 PM] Sina: Connor
[4:17:49 PM] Joe (Jihad)::D
[4:17:52 PM] Sina: you want me to patrol your virginia?
[4:17:53 PM] Joe (Jihad): Good job folks
[4:17:59 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): Oh yes please.
[4:18:02 PM | Edited 4:18:07 PM] Sina: )))
[4:18:08 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): For a long time.
[4:18:16 PM] Sina: I will patrol it all day
[4:18:30 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): Dont forget to wiggle a bit so you go to different places
[4:18:40 PM] Sina: I will enter the jumphole so i can patrol your virginia
[4:18:54 PM] Eva (sly-beetle): [1:18:40] Sina: I will enter the jumphole so i can patrol your vagina
[4:18:54 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): Dont go in too fast, you might cause some disruption
[4:19:04 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): You editted that
[4:19:04 PM] Sina: Yes, some ion storm can occurr
[4:19:15 PM] Eva (sly-beetle): it's a trick
[4:19:25 PM] Sina: Do you want me to patrol fast or slow
[4:19:39 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): Slow at first
[4:19:42 PM] Sina: ok
[4:19:45 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): But when you get closer to finishing your patrol path
[4:19:48 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): You can speed up
[4:19:52 PM] Sina: as you wish
[4:20:18 PM] Sina: I will mount vengences, so i can spray them during my patrol
[4:21:05 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): Oh why? Magma hammers are better for a more powerful shot
[4:21:35 PM] Eva (sly-beetle): my goodness, my goodness
[4:21:36 PM] Sina: True
[4:21:46 PM] Eva (sly-beetle): i'm infected by Eva's sexual-only thinking
[4:21:48 PM] Sina: I can shotgun during my patrol
[4:22:03 PM] Cоппоя McИeil (McNeo): Lol
[4:22:05 PM] Sina: XD

[MetalPheonix]

This thread lives too long!
/STABSTHREADTHENHOPSINGUNBOATANDSHOOTSIT
WHY WONT YA' DAI!

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[lw'nafh]

[6:10:57 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: like Scientologists that worship a giant octopus.
[6:11:01 PM] AWOL: Quite so
[6:11:43 PM | Edited 6:11:48 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: CTHULU CTHULU FHTAGN.

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[Darkard]

[21:03:29] Darkard: AJ Sleeps? I though you just stayed in some sort of Perma-Lucidity state fueled by Skype Messages
[21:04:40] André Jordão aka Jordan aka AJBeast: "Sleep" is my methafor for feeding upon the blood of the young and the innocent
[21:05:20] Darkard: aaaaaahhhhh
[21:05:47 | Edited 21:05:57] Darkard: Guess its safe for me to visit then considering I fall under neither catagory
[21:06:04] André Jordão aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Yeah, sure
[21:06:11] André Jordão aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Just not past midnight. That's when I go out to feed
[21:06:17] Darkard: righto
[21:06:25] André Jordão aka Jordan aka AJBeast: Unless you bring a virgin tied and gagged on your car's trunk
[21:07:06 | Removed 21:07:30] Darkard: This message has been removed.
[21:07:26] Darkard: CILIT BANG! And the Dirt is gone!
[21:07:35] André Jordão aka Jordan aka AJBeast: I saw that.
[21:07:39] Darkard: lol

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[Kubotan]

[00:53:28] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): sina
[00:53:31] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): is wera to god
[00:53:33] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): I saw a car
[00:53:35] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): foreign
[00:53:38] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): with the lisence plate
[00:53:39] Mike Oerlemans (Exile): ye-ye-np