My right eye

[Gytrash]

It is twitching uncontrollably, What should I do? It's like the eyelid is almost blinking about 4 time a second, masssively distracting....

[Craig Ferguson]

This is awfully familiar.

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[Gytrash]

What can I say, I just don' t like asking my mother for advice, besides, this is more of a minor annoyance than a serious problem. I also don't like seducing my mother :$

[Marburg]

In order to prevent future occurrences of this issue, you should just go ahead & gouge out your problem eye with a silver eating utensil.

...yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but silver is naturally resistant to bacteria.

I've seen many doctors on TV over the years, therefore, I know medicine

Do it or you may die of astigmatism.

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[Hone]

Consult the doctor.

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[Saronsen]

instead of attention whoring every time a 'problem' appears, just go to the doctor for a problem that'll go away in about an hour

jesus christ

[SA_Scavenger]

In order to prevent future occurrences of this issue, you should just go ahead & gouge out your problem eye with a silver eating utensil.

...yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but silver is naturally resistant to bacteria.

I've seen many doctors on TV over the years, therefore, I know medicine

Do it or you may die of astigmatism.

Didn't you know, merely watching Grey's Anatomy qualifies one as a full blown surgeon. It's amazing the leaps technology allows us to make. From an over ten year study period to qualify as a GP and also specialise in a certain medical field to watching all eight seasons of Grey's Anatomy. Truly mind blowing.

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[Marburg]

If I see another pony post outside the pony pen, I'll make good on my earlier threat a few weeks ago of changing the pony thread name to "The Glue Factory"

Edit @ Scav: Grey's Anatomy? Pffft! too girlie-soapy to be watchable for more than 2 minutes at a time imho.:P

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[SparkyRailgun]

Now on Discovery: Flood gives health adivce.
Next on Discovery: Player falls violently ill.
Later on Discovery: How to realise you're being a twit.

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[SA_Scavenger]

Well Marburg, instead of sleepless nights, total dedication to one's craft, many years studying in the hallowed halls of universities and writing countless hours worth of exams and practicals and research for the theses one has to prepare before graduation, you now have to live through the harrowing ordeal of Grey's Anatomy and all its feeble attempts to painstakingly show the world the life and whims of the average female feeling doctors.

A truly outstanding achievement. If Grey's Anatomy is too girly-soapy for a person, obviously such person was never meant to be a doctor. Just think about it, where would such a person's bedside mannerisms be without the help of Grey's Anatomy? Honestly?!

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