LPI Roll Call

[Bauer]

"Not as many as you had expected, Oliver?", asked Jack as he entered Shaw's office. "I nailed some donuts outside your office to hopefully attract some more. Hope you don't mind."

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[10:10:28 AM] Josh (Dejavu): Bauer is legendary to the LPI, I joined because I wanted to be that epic.

[Dejavu]

"Couldn't you of put them in that Basket Mr Zodiac gave me? Nails are rather damaging..."

*Once Bauer had walked out Shaw sent a picture to his terminal.*

"Well that should get some laughs if it ever reaches the Officers."


*Sometime later*

"Well no one has come in... I think I'll put a Coffee dispenser out there as well."


*Shaw goes to his Office Supplies cupboard and drags out a heavy, retro looking machine and puts it outside of his office.*

"If that doesn't drag them in I don't know what will."

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)

[Error]

*sigh* Just cuz' you lazy officers ain't posting -I- had to post FOR you. Y'know, to make the graphs and numbers
look reasonably good and stuff. Please our shareholders and all that. I thought one of the few(only more like it)
perks of promotion was not having to do this!

Name: Colin Sinclair
Rank: Deputy Chief
Ships: 2*Mammoths(Trade Division), 2*Herons (Trade Division), LPI-Oakdale (Gunboat),
LPI-Recon.001 (AI), LPI-Superintendent[O] (AI), 2*Grizzlies (one TD), LPI-Sunbucks|Kiosk-295 (Rhino), a Riot Van Pelican, 2*Liberators and my old trusty Patriot. And maybe some more. Dunno. Hopefully not.
Activity Levels: Very active. I need to submit more patrol reports though.
5KYP-3: space.error

PS: Oh, and if you know anyone who HASN'T submitted their report here yet, make them. NOW.

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[Dejavu]

"Well that's that done with... I suppose I'll get excuses flooding in of why people didn't respond. Oh well."

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)

[Dieter Schprokets]

You just pulled me out of deep cover last week and you want me to fill out another form?

Ok, well unofficially, Sergeant Tim Horton is on Illinois, sucking back a cuppa Joe and nursing a hangover.

Unofficially, the hemp garden of Gaian transvestite Lotta Gumbits is rotting in Edinburgh because someone pulled the plug on Operation Jelly Bean.

I was SO CLOSE TO NAILING them you slack and idle desk driving copper bottoms!

Anyway, what does a guy have to do to get a 40 of Whisky around here?

Sergeant Tim Horton

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[Garrett Jax]

Whew! Did I make it? *Gasp* Wait a minute. Let me catch my breath. *Deep breaths*

Ok. I'm back. Don't forget about me.

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[Dejavu]

"Oh look... Just as I thought... A few more."

*Shaw rests his head on his desk.*

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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)