I can haz skype

[frozen]

shaddap. im slightly tispy

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[Loken]

[16:06:36] Joe (Jihad): only a glaswegian would punch someone who's already on fire.

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[Dab]

Sina: I can kill many units.

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[Enoch]

[23:02:51 | Edited 23:02:58] Matt (Loken): To oppose corporate corruption, look at my nipples.
[23:03:02] Brutus Clay (Nekrataal): ><
[23:03:11] Brutus Clay (Nekrataal): I tried, that didn't work
[23:03:13] Matt (Loken): Oh dear
[23:03:17 | Edited 23:04:06] Brutus Clay (Nekrataal): What who said that
[23:04:11] Matt (Loken): You did
[23:05:05] Matt (Loken): Soooo...
[23:05:09] Matt (Loken): We killed the conversation
[23:05:22] Matt (Loken): (d)
[23:05:23] Howard: Yes. With Brutus' nipples.

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[Daedric]

[9:26:02 PM] Shakir Hatim(Mattias): IRL nomad cruiser http://www.portia-shop.eu/images/Image/Izd...-danus-blue.jpg

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[lw'nafh]

[3:57:47 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: To quote you, after I mentioned my friend's python:
[3:57:53 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: "Don't do it Ben! It's only a baby!"
[3:58:05 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): That was a good day.
[3:58:13 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: Good times.
[3:58:30 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot) opens a beer. "Good times..."
[3:58:35 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: *Fade away flashback*
[3:58:41 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): *Hissing beer*
[3:58:45 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: *Hissing snakes*
[3:58:52 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): *Fapping Ben*
[3:58:57 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: (sun)
[3:59:06 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: ICHS.
[3:59:11 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): No.
[3:59:15 PM] Ben S. [Neon Pink Kangaraptor]: Yes.

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[Shagohad]

[9:34:30 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): [9:34 PM] Shryke:

<<< Because I'm really concerned what Zoners think.Can I quote that?
[9:34:32 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): In my sig?
[9:34:39 PM] Shryke: Sure.
[9:34:44 PM] crowtbrobot: Are all of your quotes from the SCRA?
[9:34:45 PM | Edited 9:34:53 PM] Shryke: As long as its prefixed by Definition of Sarcasm:
[9:35:05 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Can't get that, then.
[9:35:47 PM] Shryke: The very embodiment of scarcasm, it's concept, its execution, the very soul of sarcasm is in the statement: I care what Zoners think.
[9:36:11 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Now it's not funny.
[9:36:17 PM] Shryke: I know.
[9:36:18 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): OH!
[9:36:19 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I know!
[9:36:20 PM] crowtbrobot: I should make a Zoner faction.
[9:36:20 PM] Shryke: I killled it.
[9:36:26 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Make it like you're explaining sarcasm to Crow.
[9:36:36 PM] crowtbrobot: I know what sarcasm is you chuckle****.
[9:36:41 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Pretend.\
[9:36:44 PM] Shryke: [9:36 PM] crowtbrobot:

<<< chuckle****
[9:36:49 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): We need to quote this **** without seeming insensitive.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[BaconSoda]

[12:45:03 AM] Zachary B: A Phantom, a Nomad, and Mon'Star walk into a bar...
[12:45:24 AM] Chris "BaconSoda" Kot: All of them sit in opposite corners and wait for the appropriate faction leader to approach him

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.

[Switchback]

[1:19:44 AM] Russell: Russell punches billy in the guts
[1:19:50 AM] Billy Mays: Billy Mays skillfully dodges
[1:19:55 AM] Russell: too late
[1:19:56 AM] Billy Mays: Billy Mays kills russell
[1:19:58 AM] Andrew: Andrew Builds a Railgun
[1:20:00 AM] Billy Mays: WIN!
[1:20:03 AM] Billy Mays: The **** andrew?



:3

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Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.

[Total.Absolution]

[2:56:49 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): *ahem*
[2:57:01 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I see trees of greeeen
red roses tooo
[2:57:07 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): I see 'em bloom... for me and you...
[2:57:11 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): aaand I think to myselllff...
[2:57:19 AM] TotalϟAbsolution: C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
[2:57:20 AM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): what a woonnnnderfulll worrrllldd....