An now, allow me to tell a wee story; a story o Beautiful Maidens, an Handsome Heroes, o excitmen, an villany, a story, o our lovely lass Grainne Mhaol herself, who was set upon by a DASTARDLY Sair!
But never fear boys an girls, for who is this? Ah! It is tha noblest o men, Defender o Dublin, Scourge o the Sairs, Killer o the KNF... Long_Hon_Silverrrrrrrrr!
See how our Noble Knight rides t the rescue o this Damsel in Distress, an wi a thrust, a parry an a dodge;
He slays the screamin sair!
Hone, I remember that incident well and I was no damsel in distress. We were chasing a heavily damaged Corsair gunboat, and if I remember rightly, I did most of the damaging. You can use that story in the pub to pick up a doxie if you must, but I'll give you a hiding if you embellish any more stories about me and my ship on public broadcasts.
For the destruction of one Ore Thief Behemoth Transport, the following sum is paid: