The last bristle on my toothbrush fell out today. I guess that ok, I stopped using it four months ago. I set a trap for that damn Pete, although I am not sure a rubber band will hold him long. Time to make tiger for dinner. I think there is one running around on the lower deck.
I heard Tex screaming at his toothbrush again. I hid it two months ago, but he doesn't seem to have noticed. He'd make a great mime artist, if it wasn't for all the noise.
Benjirochikomarurakusagihanashiko (aka Ben, aka Pang) Personal Log - <strike>Day 1460</strike> <strike>Day 2276</strike> <strike>Day 3183</strike> Day 5229??
Today I got an email from my hamster back on Honshu, he said my Bonsai Tree garden was doing great, and he would have plenty of Bonsai Fruit for me when I get back from this operation.
I wandered around on Deck C for an hour today, the bathrooms on C are really, really hard to find, so I went in a potted plant. I think it was a potted plant... It was green and was growing in the corner, so I hope it was a potted plant.
I had a dream last night. I dreamt that i was being hunted by a giant snapping turtle- a turtle made of socks. I woke up in a pool of my sweat- which was incidentally quite warm- and slapped myself to make sure I was really awake. It worked. I then turned to take a sip of water from my water bottle, and what do i see there? That damned snapping turtle. I miss mommy.
PS: SOMEONE NEEDS TO HUNT THAT GODDAMNED CLUCKING CHICKEN STUCK IN MY TOILET FOR THE PAST WEEK DOWN SOON.
So I went down to the lounge on Deck C, it must be really humid, because when I sat down on my favorite chair, it was all wet and smelly. Still trying to get Pete, but that crazy bastard keeps jumping over the rubber band, I mean its like thirty five times today. I want a goat.
Ran around in circles for over two hours trying to outrun a rubber band, I've been avoiding the bastard for a few days now, but this time, it tricked me. After the two or so hours, it turned out it was just attached to my slippers.
It was Tex, I know it was Tex... he's been looking at me strange for weeks, and I swear he watches me from the ventilation shafts whenever I poop.
Tex will pay... building myself a bear trap out old springs and some of the cafeteria forks.
I think Pete is on to me. I saw him watching me while I was in the vents today. This is bad. Very bad. I tried to get into the armory, but Amy shot at me. So I figured I would go look for the tiger. I found him, but he said he wasn't there so I left. I wish I had a toothbrush.
I'm supposed to be the security guy here, but Amy hasn't let me go near the armory for months now. I think since we don't have any money we should probably invent our own currency... I'll talk to Pete about it, but we've got loads of nuts and bolts, so maybe that would do. They're everywhere. I musta made about 300nuts in the last ten minutes while dismantling my bed, table, and part of the connecting wall between my room and the bathroom next door. Gotta get a head start, y'know.
I found Mister Bojangles today. He had strange and peculiar holes in his stomach and left eye, almost as if someone had... Nah- that's too sadistic, even for me. Anyway, hole can be sealed, but there are parts all over Mister Bojangles' face where his fur has hardened, can't quite explain it. Also, either Amy's learned to shoot, or she's been eating some dynamite curry. She ruined my good hat, I should probably get that checked out by Nurse Roberts.
PS: I almost forgot, a secret admirer left me a box of fried chicken. Too bad it now tastes of ass. I should probably put up a note on my door saying how people should not put food on my bed for me to.. "find".
Adam suggested we make a new currency, nuts and bolts he said. I suggested tins of Baked Beans since I stole the whole supply and stashed them away on Deck C. But Adam being Adam being really attractive, everybody listened to him and now we're using nuts and bolts. Even Tex is gonna use em, I really hate that guy.
I took all the nuts and bolts that held the air conditioners to the roof on Deck B, I don't even go to B so I don't care if it's a million degrees constantly.
Bear trap for Tex is complete, I put it under his toilet seat, really well hidden like.
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