My nose has been bleeding for ten minutes straight! I wasted an entire pack of Bretonian tissues to clean up the mess, not to mention that it still hurts like hell! Believe me, getting my pre-settlement Eagle shot off under my ass and flying back home in an escape pod is not a pleasant experience and guess what, it's ALL YOUR FAULT!
Yeeeees, finally Schuster was feeling generous and he wanted to help you people! Apparently poor old Annie would be drifting in space among a wreck of her nice Sabre-shaped toy if it wasn't for our interference! But noooo, she's alive and well, thanks to Wilda and her angry worker army!
As appreciation, the least you could have done was to accept our invitation for a beer or at least answer Schuster's questions, yet you seem to prefer to disappear into the docks of the Freeport instead! Hah!
Hah!
So far Schuster has been holding me back. Another thing you can thank him. But nooooow he's angry too! And if he's angry it means your faceless corpses will be hanging from the scaffolding over the Pacifica canteen should you ever enter Unioner territory again!
Hah!
At least now my comrades learned why generosity is bad and killing people is more the solution!
Eh? Im pretty sure your message made exactly no sense at all to me. Please calm down, and speak
directly into the Microphone. What happened? Oh, and want a new box of Bretonian tissues?
-Blain Spike
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Power does not corrupt. Fear corrupts... perhaps the fear of a loss of power.
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You're not my psychiatrist! Especially not with such eyes! Don't tell me to calm down when I'm totally calm! Don't try give me all that intelligent bullship!
Do you know an Anna?
What Anna!?
This Anna!
The guy on the right... left is Schuster, above him is a flying metal box. Obviously enough, Anna is just under fire by the box and Schuster's saying that we should kill the box and not even harm the stupid woman.
Of course, I agreed to do so, the nice, generous and hungry Unioners we are. Flying Liberty metal coffins make nice explosions anyway. So in short, me, Nussbaum (some random cop we picked up earlier) and Schuster started hammering the box, it only took us five minutes to get that Society Wunderwaffe to join the fight when in fact she was under attack already! We're not some fire brigade to pull her ass out for no reward and no assistance!
So eventually the three of us, nice, generous and hungry Unioners sank the box. My Eagle got blasted by a pair of missiles right at the end so I missed the cathartic explosion and the screaming of the crew as they were grilled by their exploding ship which was meant to be a shelter for them with all the armor that actually melted their skin off. But Schuster and Nussbaum had the "pleasure" to talk to the chick we saved at the end.
You know what she said?
That's what she said.
Then she docked the Freeport.
Do you see even a thank you in there for not skinning her alive? Or even for saving her from the Liberty Flotte?
Nah. Not that I care but I know some people who do and those people kept me from skinning her alive.
Uuuuuh.... let's sit down and draw the conclusion together!?
Now the... Lets get this straight ..... That fool in the big bad dreadnought was no danger to me at all.. in fact i was flying loops around him for a couple of minutes before you boys turned up...
Did i ask you to intervene ??? Answer no
Did i nearly loose my nice shiny ship helping you when you moaned at me for sitting 3k away and watching the fireworks ??? Answer yes i was on fire for heavens sake !!!
So what have we learned here today boys...
//Oh and next time you bring ships to gank me at least heed my transmissions regarding packet loss and not carry on regardless it shows just how Pew Pew lolwut you really are
She spins on her heel raises her arm snaps her fingers and ...
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I have many enemies in the dark. So i stand in the light so i can see them..
Now this is funny, it really is. You fly around in our space, you lure a Libertonian warship into our space, a Libertonian warship that could lure much more of them into our space. And you were just flying around it to wait for more of them to come? You expect that we kindly ask if you, the oh so mighty stranger would allow us to remove a potential danger from our space?
And then, if our people destroy it, you refuse to answer their questions?
Both things can be seen as a thing that would be near a war declaration. But I wont be that mean, however, if I see you pirating on our turf, you can prepare to face your end. Unless you pay a monthly, lets call it 'sign of good will', of lets say 20.000.000 Credits. If you dont want to accept this generous offer you will be hunted down without mercy.
No answer is answer enough for me. You know whom to contact if you want to enter our space without being killed. But dont expect to be offered such a good deal again.
Let me explain a few things. This pilot joined our ranks two days before this incident, so we are deciding if we should just shoot her in the back of the head, or hand her over to you for you to do as you please. Also, we, as in Blain, Joseph and I, are currently talking about the best way to remedy this with you. Until we think of something suitable you will agree with, don't expect to see us on your turf anytime soon.
We have come to a solution that I hope you will find acceptable. We are willing to transmit 50 Million Credits, and deliver you 5000 tons of any commodity you wish, to remedy this situation. And in turn, you will not find any of my ships in Rheinland core systems(New Berlin, Frankfurt, Stuttgurt) unless they're moving through, or assisting you with something.