TO: Liberty citizens

[Anonymous User]

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[Tomtomrawr]

Officer Stevenson of the Liberty Traffic Police was browsing his neural net mail account. The keyboard was covered with sugar dust that fell from the jam donuts he was stuffing down his throat. He took another sip of his soft drink through the stereotypically loud straw for fast food drink cups, and moved on to the next message.

'Spam', he said aloud, casting the 50% off liposuction offer to eternal oblivion. He took another bite out of his sugar donut and checked the next message. He laughed.

'Order? "Are you aware of the threat?" Are you aware of the time you're wasting for me to delete your spam?' It joined the liposuction discount in oblivion.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Shryke]

Comm ID Signature: Jason Barkley, Liberty Orbit Heavy Lifter Union Local 145

Yes, I'm very aware you are the threat.

You and your pilots buzzing around, creating havoc in my schedules. Troublemakers, all of you!

Transmission Terminated

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[Anonymous User]

Well I see.

You Liberty guys dont like my jokes.

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[Tomtomrawr]

Stevenson saw another few messages in the same transmission, once again sent to his neural net mail account. He'd have to sort out the spam control.

'There's only been one reply', he said aloud to his empty office. 'Why's he saying "guys"?' Another jam donut joined its comrades in his abyss of a stomach.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. &lt;3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[arvg]

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INCOM
COMID: Governor McLauchlan's Office
TORONTO STATION
ONTARIO SYSTEM
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ENDCOM
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[Paco.Pistols]

...hack.initiated...decryption..in..progress...
...comm.id.Paco.Pistols.recognized...uploading data...

Miss Collister, you are contacting the wrong people. You can't share the truth with collaborators of inhumanity and greed.

...encryption.in.progress...hack terminated...

[Jeremy Hunter]

What the hell did you expect?

They hate us on priniple, they cant take jokes.

Thier either corrupt, stupid, both, or the LPI.

Or those damn Communists.

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[ProwlerPC]

Incoming Transmission

To: Anonymous
From: Guild Master Raikoke
Subject: The Threat
Priority: Low

Message reads:

Konnichiwa whoever you are,

There is no such thing as boogeymen.

Sayonara,
Guild Master Raikoke

Transmission Ends

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[Anonymous User]

I recommend to open the product information by clicking on the picture Ladies and Gentleman.

*giggles*

Thanks to Liberty for not blocking it.

Hopefully some information has spread.

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