I can haz skype

[Username removed]

[8:24:05 PM] Roy || Sol: about being brainwashed?
[8:24:08 PM] Roy || Sol: explain.
[8:24:16 PM] Xao Kaz: look around you
[8:24:21 PM] Xao Kaz: no need to explain
[8:24:28 PM] Roy || Sol: No please do.
[8:24:32 PM] Pepe Discovery: I will
[8:24:35 PM] Roy || Sol: my couch is not brainwashing me
[8:24:43 PM] Xao Kaz: you think ?

[SparkyRailgun]

[5:49:08 PM] Erica Hartmann: Kuraine's Law: The longer Adam is in a chat, the more likely the discussion is to turn into one about Mass Effect.


[8:38:29 PM] Erica Hartmann: I need a laptop so I can go out in the world and do it
[8:38:44 PM] Erica Hartmann: I had some awesome ideas while staring at the moon the other morning
[8:39:00 PM] Erica Hartmann: Alas my computer was so far away and I can't name notes xD
[8:39:16 PM] Adam (Kuraine): you were thinking something like "you know, we could have blasted harbinger with a giant laser from the moon and saved shepard"? right?
[8:39:24 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Spoiler alert.
[8:39:40 PM] Adam (Kuraine): bleh, don't care, ending has nothing to do with the game anymore:P
[8:40:11 PM] Erica Hartmann: Kuraine's Law (wait)
[8:40:41 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Kuraine's Law (wait) 2K+ME^3=T
[8:40:51 PM] Erica Hartmann: What does that even mean
[8:41:08 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): 2 Kuraine + Mass Effect squared by three = talk
[8:41:21 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Set up as a physics question to better represent Kuraines Law.
[8:41:29 PM] Erica Hartmann: Why is there two Kuraines
[8:41:34 PM] Erica Hartmann: and why is it squared by three
[8:41:46 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Because it has to be Kuraine + 1, and because he's raging about ME3's ending
[8:41:59 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Kuraine can't talk to himself, he has to talk to someone else, thus, two people
[8:42:22 PM] Erica Hartmann: But it's not two Kuraines. don't tell me this is some physics only thing that makes no sense
[8:42:45 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): It looks more proffessional than K+P+ME^3=T
[8:42:55 PM] Erica Hartmann: But it makes less sense
[8:42:59 PM] Erica Hartmann: Plus
[8:43:02 PM] Erica Hartmann: ME3 is a constant
[8:43:37 PM] Adam (Kuraine): i'm just annoyed that the hundreds of hours i've put into ME series, plus my love of it, plus waiting two years for the finale, is ruined in five minutes.
[8:43:46 PM] Adam (Kuraine): i don't think i'm being unreasonable here:P
[8:43:51 PM] Erica Hartmann: It should be K+P+T=ME^3
[8:44:11 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): It should be K+P+T=ME^3 Dosn't look as physic-y to me.
[8:44:16 PM] Erica Hartmann: Or
[8:44:30 PM] Erica Hartmann: K+P+T=ME^3+T
[8:44:35 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Too many pluses
[8:44:40 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Not enough multiplication
[8:45:05 PM] Erica Hartmann: KP+T=ME^3T
[8:45:17 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): Remove the T's.
[8:45:29 PM] Erica Hartmann: KP=ME^3
[8:45:31 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): ME^3 = KP
[8:45:38 PM] Erica Hartmann: Yeah, that still works xD
[8:45:48 PM] Erica Hartmann: Kuraine and anyone equals Mass Effect 3
[8:45:55 PM] Erica Hartmann: (wait)
[8:46:04 PM] Erica Hartmann: It's not just Kuraine's Law
[8:46:11 PM] Erica Hartmann: It's just how Adam works
[8:46:16 PM] Erica Hartmann: It is his very essence
[8:46:22 PM] Cur-t Remmert (Nestel): I'm renaming him to Adam (Kuraine) [ME^3=KP] then

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[Username removed]

[12:39:25 PM] Moritz: lol
[2:28:23 PM] Moritz: anyone can help me to move a cau at tthetaß
[2:28:24 PM] Moritz: ?
[2:28:45 PM] Xao Kaz: from where ?
[2:28:51 PM] Moritz: theta
[2:29:00 PM] Moritz: just hold it while i take another ship
[2:29:03 PM] Xao Kaz: hmm
[2:29:10 PM] Xao Kaz: lemme see if i got a ship nearby
[2:29:13 PM] Moritz: k
[2:29:14 PM] Moritz: cau 7
[2:29:18 PM] Xao Kaz: oh...
[2:29:36 PM] Xao Kaz: I only got a single ship able to carry that in delta...a hegemon
[2:29:49 PM] Moritz: can you move it to theta?
[2:29:52 PM] Xao Kaz: sure
[2:29:57 PM] Xao Kaz: a bit later ok ?
[2:29:58 PM] Moritz: thx
[2:29:59 PM] Xao Kaz: I am studying now
[2:30:00 PM] Moritz: k
[2:30:06 PM] Moritz: [2:30 PM] Xao Kaz:

<<< I am studying nowlol
[2:30:14 PM] Xao Kaz: it's nothing for school...
[2:30:22 PM] Xao Kaz: it's for my sister
[2:30:22 PM] Moritz: ah i just wonder:D:D
[2:30:30 PM] Moritz: you got a sister?
[2:30:33 PM] Xao Kaz: indeed i do
[2:30:38 PM] Moritz: how old?
[2:30:40 PM] Xao Kaz: 22
[2:30:48 PM] Moritz: ah k
[2:30:55 PM] Xao Kaz: you dirty minded freak...
[2:31:03 PM] Moritz: (rofl)
Moritz

[Username removed]

[9:29:26 AM] Huan-Xhi: this is sunday!
[9:29:39 AM] Xao Kaz: no...this...is..SPARTAAA !!

[Jihadjoe]

[10:00:45] SARAWR FFS: I think I hate Japan, guys.
[10:00:57] SARAWR FFS: http://translationparty.com/#10106037
[10:02:41] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): Your ass is, indeed. (nod)
[10:03:08] SARAWR FFS: あなたのお尻私の足は
back into English
Your ass is my legs
[10:03:13] SARAWR FFS: SARAWR FFS nods knowingly
[10:03:23] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): in
[10:03:26] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): not so Soviet Japan
[10:03:32] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): your ass is in my legs (nod)
[10:03:33] SARAWR FFS: lol
[10:04:22] Joe (Jihad): Sarah
[10:05:46] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): http://translationparty.com/#10106049
[10:06:07] Joe (Jihad): Do not ask about legs in ass, but ask rather 'what is ass?'. For the Tao of ass, is in the perception of ass alone, for all is the void, and devoid of legs. Ass.
[10:06:29] SARAWR FFS: .....
[10:06:31] SARAWR FFS: Kay.
[10:06:33] SARAWR FFS: XD
[10:06:38] SARAWR FFS: SARAWR FFS shoots self
[10:06:55] Justin Hopkins: http://translationparty.com/#10106050
[10:06:56] Justin Hopkins: It's okay.
[10:07:14] Joe (Jihad): Joe (Jihad) sits in the lotus position on the floor, eyes closed in an enlightened moment of bliss, unaware of the suicide happening nearby.
[10:07:36] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): Your ass, legs, not seeking none ' is the ass? '... Just ass sense of Tao's leg. West of your ass.
[10:07:42] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): suddenly makes more sense (nerd)
[10:07:44] Justin Hopkins: West of your ass.
[10:07:47] Vasko (Bloodl1ke): yes
[10:07:56] Joe (Jihad): [10:06] Justin Hopkins:

<<< http://translationparty.com/#10106050
[10:07:58] Joe (Jihad): LOOOOL
[10:08:07] Justin Hopkins: West of your ass, Joe.
[10:08:10] SARAWR FFS: Not without asking your hips, legs, ' the ass is? '... Ass Tao perception alone, but all is void ass and feet are missing... ass...
[10:08:14] SARAWR FFS: YES.
[10:08:17] Justin Hopkins: LOL.
[10:08:19] Hayden [Champ]: That's what really cleared it up for me.
[10:08:25] Justin Hopkins: Also,
[10:08:33] Justin Hopkins: Next time somebody asks me for directions.
[10:08:36] Justin Hopkins: "West of my ass."
[10:08:48] SARAWR FFS: Your hips, legs, not seeking none ' the ass is what? '... Ass Tao perception alone, all have disabled your hips and feet lack... That ass...
[10:08:49] SARAWR FFS: That ass, yo.
[10:08:54] SARAWR FFS: Your hips and feet lack it.
[10:08:56] Justin Hopkins: (rofl)
[10:09:13] Ilya (sly-beetle): ****ing gold
[10:09:23] Justin Hopkins: WEST OF YOUR ASS.
[10:09:30] Joe (Jihad): I'm gonna have to ichs the last five minutes or so...

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[Caedes]

[16:28:31] Seanaidh (Montezuma): That's why I never watch Scottish local news, just regular news, because Scottish news is just a list of people who have been murdered in the past couple of days and updates on various police investigations/court cases

[Jeremy Hunter]

6:59:48 PM Gytrash: If anime was real
6:59:37 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: He lives on an Island
6:59:39 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: :/
6:59:59 PM Gytrash: Hair gel companies would be the richest companies in existance
6:59:59 PM Gytrash: Also
7:00:04 PM Gytrash: Air dropped hair gel
7:00:14 PM Gytrash: Although maybe some form of superglue
7:00:03 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Planes dont exist on his world
7:00:10 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Homes, lights, trains
7:00:12 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Wait
7:00:13 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: No trains
7:00:25 PM Gytrash: Considering that it does not change even in combat
7:00:31 PM Gytrash: Fine then
7:00:25 PM Kairi - Jacob Forge/Jeremy Hunter Vi Britannia: Only is clothes change xd
7:00:41 PM Gytrash: MAGICAL TELEPORTAL HAIR GEL SUPERGLUE!

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May you ever walk in the Light, Shizune.

[lw'nafh]

[5:31:22 PM] SARAWR FFS: THE SONG OF THE VOLGA BOAT MAN
[5:31:28 PM] SARAWR FFS: was just called
[5:31:30 PM] SARAWR FFS: The Volga Boatman
[5:31:33 PM] Kangaraptor: (wait)
[5:31:36 PM] Kangaraptor: so every time we talk about that song
[5:31:40 PM] Kangaraptor: we have to say it
[5:31:44 PM] Kangaraptor: THE SONG OF THE VOLGA BOATMAN
[5:31:46 PM] Kangaraptor: in hardcore caps?
[5:31:49 PM] Kangaraptor: Ok.
[5:31:50 PM] SARAWR FFS: Yes.
[5:31:51 PM] SARAWR FFS: xD
[5:31:52 PM] Kangaraptor: I'ma make an SCRA
[5:31:54 PM] Kangaraptor: and mention it
[5:31:57 PM] Kangaraptor: and have a c onversation about it
[5:32:02 PM] SARAWR FFS: olol
[5:32:03 PM] Kangaraptor: and every time
[5:32:05 PM] Kangaraptor: I yell the name at them.
[5:32:09 PM] SARAWR FFS: k.
[5:32:11 PM] SARAWR FFS: Lololol
[5:32:23 PM] Kangaraptor: "Premier Katz. Have you heard THE SONG OF THE VOLGA BOAT MAN?"

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вellυм ѕe ιpѕυм aleт

[Username removed]

First who talks - first who looses
[7:44:58 PM] Xao Kaz: *talks*
[7:45:16 PM] Pepe Discovery: *tryes to seal his ears*
[7:45:22 PM] Pepe Discovery: *can't*
[7:45:29 PM] Xao Kaz: *starts talking*
[7:45:52 PM | Editat 7:45:56 PM] Xao Kaz: "tum gning no potroi !!! Viet nam kao zhi no da mai zhi poi kon ! PA TRONG !!!"
[7:46:55 PM] Moritz: stop trolling with your death language :|
[7:47:09 PM] Xao Kaz: [7:46 PM] Moritz:

<<< death languagewut ? :^)
[7:47:27 PM] Moritz: who speaks it nowdays?
[7:47:45 PM] Xao Kaz: like...2-3 mil people ?
[7:48:04 PM] Moritz: 2 or 3 million people?!
[7:48:09 PM] Moritz: it is nothing:D
[7:48:22 PM] Xao Kaz: well we ARE a minority
[7:48:44 PM] Moritz: name of the language?
[7:50:11 PM] Pepe Discovery: some mix of swahili and 5000 km far eastern language. Not very posible, but it certanly proves that aliens had visited Africa
[7:50:26 PM] Xao Kaz: It's asian 100%
[7:50:59 PM] Xao Kaz: it has some Vietnamese infleunces thanks to the war
[7:51:10 PM] Pepe Discovery: well, you broke my translator, as it says there is 38,22% swahili
[7:51:23 PM] Xao Kaz::D
[7:52:27 PM | Editat 7:52:44 PM] Pepe Discovery: when you spoke it first, there was DOUBLE percentage of swahili, man. You are not with your brain again!
[7:52:43 PM] Xao Kaz: (rofl)

[Penpen]

[20:44:01] greenmean1: No
[20:45:57] Mike (Shemkel): no?
[20:46:16] ba da woodchuck - joey: no!
[20:46:26] ba da woodchuck - joey: we xenos love the word no
[20:46:28] greenmean1: Yes

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