SKULLS - Seeking contracts

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SKULLS

Seeking: Slaving contracts. Preferably Pirates.

M'Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen,

I present to you the celebrated Mr Greef, of the notorious vessel Brigands.Bane

Mr Greef is a man of Enterprise and Celebrity who wishes to express his magnanimous desire to aid you, the good people of Sirius in your quest for righteousness and justice in the fact of villainy and piratical grievances.

Ain't that right Mr Greef?

Mr Greef: [color=#FF0000]*Nods.


Mr Greef puts pirates in cages for a living and relishes the prospect of coming to the aid of the good citizens of Sirius. Such as your good selves.

Seek and Ye shall find - And Ye shall find Mr Greef most accommodating.

Got an itch to scratch? Got a flea to squish?
Some vermin been chewing your carpets?
Some little bugger been buggering the wrong way round?

Proverbially speaking of course.

Post your Slaving requests on this 'ere bounty board.
All those that have done you wrong and that you want to see in a cage.

Give us your targets for wrathful vengeance and we shall smite them with a hammer wrought with finest slavers steel.

Lawful, unlawful, Pirate or infant in a pram. We got space for them in the finest pits of shackles and misery.


Stick 'em up here, any that have so mightily offended you - and we shall do our best to oblige!

Going rate is 5 million per fulfilled contract, and when we're finished we'll post 'em up on our wall of shame.

Here's the kicker: It will cost them 20 million to remove themselves from our cages!

Pirating the pirates you might say.


Ah but freedom costs my good sirs and madams. It costs a bountiful plenty to be rid yourself from one of Mr. Greefs cages.


And to the lawfuls that may look upon this particular negotiation. Our little venture here.

'Tis merely business my good fellows. So stay out of the way while we conduct it lest you find yourselves in a cage as well.

Haha! I jest good Captains! All in good japes. For you'll not catch us doing anything illegal after all!
Nearly not never.

We be but law abiding men - get my drift?

Ain't that right Mr Greef? Ain't that so rightly right?

Mr Greef: [color=#CC0000]*Nods.




Go on folks. Don't be shy.
Give us a name.

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[eikooc101]

[font=Arial Narrow]To: Mr.Greef

[color=#99FFFF]Let me make one thing quite clear first; there shall be no record of this ever taking place.
As you've already stated, this is just "business". I just want the job done, and I want it done right! I still hold a grudge against a specific pirate named "BigJo." and I wish for them to be taken care of, permanently. I will pay any sum, up to 20 million credits to see to it that they never bother me again. While you are *clears throat* taking care of them, I want you to let them know, that it was Interspace Commerce, Felicia Davis that ordered his execution. They should remember my name, regardless if they don't remember, I do remember and that's all that counts.
I hope that we can do business, you seem like the kind of person that will get the job done. In the end that's all that matters, your affiliation doesn't mean anything to me as long as I see results. I look forward to hearing your response Mr. Greef.

[font=cursive]Felicia Davis,
Interspace Commerce

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[font=Palatino Linotype]We don't keep no records on our tubs - so never you mind that milady.

We'll find the dog and leash him up like his own mother won't recognize him for the straps.




Expect a postcard when jobs done. You won't hear a squeak 'fore that.

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[Asbestos]

To: Mr Greef
From: Guild Master Taro Katsuo
Location: Gas Miner Ogashawa, Sigma-19


Konbanwa, Greef-sama.

There is but one undesirable that I would you to... take care of. Namely, the pilot of the vessel Glenfiddich. He's been a grievance for both me and the Gas Miners Guild as a whole. If you can do this for me, I'll not only send you the credits for a completed contract, but also the Guilds own standing bounty on this captain. More contracts will follow is this proves a success.

Just make sure he knows who sent you. If he ever gets out of your cage, he'll think twice before interfering with Guild business again.


Guild Master Taro Katsuo,
Sayonara!

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[color=#FFFF00]Neuralnet Update: Cage 11321: Occupant: BigJo


Milady, one miserable sod is currently lounging in a miserable sodding hold, chained up in a 1.5 meter cubed space with what no toilet nor pleasantries.

A bowl I believe he might have: What's in it I simply dare not venture to guess.

Other than that he awaits your pleasure in our hall of shame.

A fine chase it was - Hours it took! And all the while him bragging and boastin.
But in the end they all go into the hold Miss. They all go in there.

And didn't he know who was chasing and why! Didn't he just Miss.

He knows your name. He knows your mind.

Mr Greef thanks you for your business Miss - Dont'cha Mr Greef?

Mr Greef: [color=#FF0000]*Sweeping Bow.


Payment as described to [Skulls]Brigands.Bane at your convenience, and it was our highest pleasure!




END.

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[eikooc101]

[font=Arial Narrow]Mr.Greef,
I am eternally grateful for the sigh of relief you have given me, knowing that someone I undeniable loathe is now living in bitter hell.
*hysterical laughter can be heard* *ahem*
As is part of our arrangement, I have sent payment of 20 Million Sirius Credits to [Skulls]Brigands.Bane.

It was an utter pleasure doing business. I will most certainly call upon you again sometime.
Until than Mr.Greef, safe travels and happy hunting.

[color=#FFFFFF][font=cursive]Felicia Davis,
Interspace Commerce

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*encrypted transmission starting*




Hola!

Signor skull, i would like to order a job from you.

I am a wealthy man, and its boring not to have any use for my credits; im a man with simple taste and im happy with my cofee and beans in the morning.

So i would like to make a proposal to you signor skull.

I want you to take care of a very special man, his name is the.joker

Why am i doing this ? me and mi famiglia are huge fans of signor clown, but i think his routine is boring, and he doesnt smile the way he used to smile anymore, and this makes me sad.

So, im hoping to make signor joker rotine a bit more exciting, you see... i want him to smile more.

We are talking about a very special gringo, and i will pay a very special bounty, 50 million credits.

If you destroy his ship, dont kill him signor skull, bring him to my hacienda in planet crete, so he can make us all smile.


What do you say signor, do we have a deal?


Hasta la vista amigo


[OWL]Cleaver

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Signor skull, i would like to order a job from you.

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I want you to take care of a very special man, his name is the.joker

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We are talking about a very special gringo, and i will pay a very special bounty, 50 million credits.

If you destroy his ship, dont kill him signor skull, bring him to my hacienda in planet crete, so he can make us all smile.
What do you say signor, do we have a deal?
Hasta la vista amigo
[OWL]Cleaver

Well you took us sideways upside down sir and no mistake!

Mr Greef and his associates thank you most graciously for your business proposal, and we'll have to think that one through a little bit:

Mr Joker is well known as a bit of a larker - and is certainly a well gunned and resourceful individual, constantly surrounded by a host of similar-minded and determined gents.
Quite the challenge. And we do like those.

On the flip side: You sure you want him in a cage? As varmints go, he ain't the worst as what we've met to be honest. Sounds like you want to invite him on a pub crawl.

To be clear sir:

We put our clients in cages and subject them to anguish, misery and gross humiliation in our hall of shame.
Ain't much in the way of a cocktail umbrella down in the hole.

We ain't sure of what state the client will be in by the time we get to Crete with the cargo. He won't be much of the conversationalist, I venture.

Anyways,

We're gonna need bigger harpoons for that one, and Mr Greef wants you to be absolutely sure we're going for this whale before we crank up the burners. Ain't that right Mr Greef?

Mr Greef: [color=#FF0000]*Scratches head dubiously.

Take a day and think on it Sir.
If you reply affirmative then we'll put the wheels in motion, and set out to enslave the Joker.

Otherwise - Bravo for the jape sir! Most well scored! And we'll leave it at that.


Yours with subservience and obligingness .

Skulls

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[b]To: Mr Greef
From: Guild Master Taro Katsuo

There is but one undesirable that I would you to... take care of. Namely, the pilot of the vessel Glenfiddich......

. If he ever gets out of your cage, he'll think twice before interfering with Guild business again.
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Rats go to ground on occasion sir, and this one hides most deep - but do rest assured our ears are pinned back for the bugger.

Like hawks we are on him, sir - never you fear.

Next communication from us will be a live feed from the buggers cage, or not at all. We've got a special place reserved for him called the 18 year reserve ho ho!

Skulls.

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[camsarria]

Signor skull, amigo, aiming for bigger challenges in life is what makes us better gringos.

And you are free to invest whatever time and methodology you see fit in catching this whale. Watch its patterns, see how it behaves, study it, and take your time, sirius will not end in a day, a week, or a month, and pacience is a quality i have in large ammounts.


As a gesture of good faith i will deposit 30 million credits in your character, and i will provide you with 30 aditional millions should you come up with a positive endevour in your whale hunt.

And amigo, its a whale with a smile... not moby dick.

If you agree on this, (you dont have to, and i understand if ya dont) let me know a char name so i can wire the credits.

Hasta la vista signor

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