Stupig Pigeon Nesting on my Porch

[Marburg]

Frying. The key was in the word fried.

yeah, you'd have to be pretty high to eat feathered rodent

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[Altejago]

In Hobbiton (Matamata), they had a pigeon problem.

Don't do what the council did.

Douse the trees they lived in with a poisonous glue.

#1: Dead pigeons stuck to anything and everything is damn gross.

#2: You'll find yourself facing one hell of a animal cruelty charge.

#3: Eggs still hatch, still have pigeon problem.

#4: Street (or in your case, veranda) stinks like chemicals and death.


My suggestion, is listen to these guys posting before me; Get a cat/dog/scarecrow

Water pistols work well also.

[Fletcher]

Let it be, I've got birds nesting in my roof lining and I don't give a damn. Its almost lovely to wake up to the sound of little birds in the morning. Though these are little finches and the like, nothing big like crows or pigeons.

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[Loken]

We actually had some pigeons living in the roof a while back. When I got around to removing them I found the entire attic full of dead pigeons. Not fun.

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[Jansen]

yeah, you'd have to be pretty high to eat feathered rodent

Its actually pretty tasty, could also cook it.

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[Marburg]

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[lw'nafh]

Run out there and attack them with a broom while doing the dance of your people, wearing a mankini.

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[Politus]

Burn down your porch. It's a lost cause.

This. Only viable solution. Just burn down the gorram thing, and be done with it. Send pics.

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"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up."

[massdriver]

law doesnt apply for cats...ask nearby cat to handle problem for you. kekeke

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[Tuareg]

Eh it left after a few weeks. Coulda let my dog chase off the pigeon and eat the chick but I'm like... way to nice for that. Oh and its a balcony not a porch. Escuse mi inglis.