I can haz skype

[Zavier]

MY version of the last two posts...

[11:14:51 PM] Benitez - Asesino: hiiiiii
[11:15:07 PM] Benitez - Alfonso: Enthusiasm - approved!
[11:15:43 PM] Benitez - Asesino: wha?
[11:16:06 PM] Benitez - Alfonso: Enthusiasm is directlyt proportional to the number of 'i's in the 'Hi'
[11:16:06 PM] Benitez - Alfonso::D
[11:17:16 PM] Benitez - Asesino: oooookay
[11:18:01 PM] Benitez - Asesino: Confusion is directly proportionate to the number of o's in ok.
[11:18:09 PM] Benitez - Alfonso: ((nod))

[11:49:43 PM] Benitez - Enrico: its more fun than to exhibit friends more or less spelling errors and the like
[11:49:51 PM] Benitez - Asesino: I dont do that.
[11:49:59 PM] Benitez - Asesino: whatever.
[11:50:08 PM] Benitez - Asesino: I'm losing a pointless conversation.
[11:50:36 PM] Benitez - Enrico: Here have a ((beer))
[11:50:44 PM] Benitez - Asesino: Thanks.
[11:50:45 PM] Benitez - Enrico: i am not a bad Winner
[11:50:46 PM] Benitez - Asesino: Benitez - Asesino glugs
[11:50:59 PM] Benitez - Asesino: Benitez - Asesino spits it back at Enrico.
[11:51:00 PM] Benitez - Enrico: i share the winning beer
[11:51:14 PM] Benitez - Asesino: Bitch....
[11:51:27 PM] Benitez - Enrico: or i get it all only some of it is 2`nd hand beer
[11:51:45 PM] Benitez - Asesino: Benitez - Asesino feels ill again.

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"Freelancer Alpha dash niner, this is Freeport 7 control, You are cleared for departure. Good luck out there."

Soldato Zavier Benitez, Benitez flight instructor.

[Enrico_B]

[4:53:43 PM] Spamuel: I have a sexy mustache IRL
[4:53:48 PM] Spamuel: I've had it since I was
[4:53:49 PM] Spamuel: like
[4:53:50 PM] Spamuel: 11
[4:53:52 PM] Spamuel: xD
[4:54:16 PM] I am Roadrunner Enrico: [4:53 PM] Spamuel:

<<< I have a sexy mustache IRL

Cool they you can meet up with Tristan and play Mustace train
[4:54:44 PM] Costin: (rofl)
[4:54:48 PM] I am Roadrunner Enrico: just merge your mustage with his asshair and go FuutFuut
[4:55:00 PM] Charos: xD
[4:55:18 PM] Costin: XD

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<span style="color:red">Viva los Corsairs</span> <span style="color:blue">viva Los Benitez</span> Viva Don Carlos

[12:28 PM] Aaron: ENRICO YOU GENIUS

[sadtranslation]

[03.05.2011 22:01:45] Huggy Bear: Life's like a penis
[03.05.2011 22:03:03 | Edited 22:03:11] Huggy Bear: It's short but seems long if it gets hard

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[Jansen]

[12:50:56] Rommie: and I'm fooling hot, young chicks...
[12:51:03] Rommie: oooh, I love highschool chicks.
[12:51:19] Soul Reaper: you can actually fool them ?
[12:51:27] Soul Reaper: wow..
[12:51:35] Rommie: yeap
[12:51:37] Soul Reaper: they must be pretty damn stupid..
[12:51:47] Soul Reaper: in a good way
[12:51:50] Rommie: no, I'm actually going for the smart ones.
[12:51:58] Rommie: like, intelligent human beings.
[12:52:06] Rommie: intelligent female human beings
[12:52:19] Linkus: they exist?
[12:52:24] Jens (Jansen): Yes
[12:52:24] Rommie: apparently.
[12:52:25] Jens (Jansen): They are men.
[12:52:29] Jens (Jansen): (sun)
[12:52:35] Rommie: you just have to look for them.a while.
[12:52:40] Jens (Jansen)::D
[12:52:42] Rommie: they start popping up after the first one.
[12:52:46] Jens (Jansen): You arent making it better :|

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[Dave Synk]

--discussion about Jumpdrive feature when :

[5:50:28 PM] Mario (Anonymous User): pirate: 2milORdai
traderwithjumpdrive: LOL
traderwithjumpdrive: /jump*hammers randoomly XYZ coords*
[5:50:36 PM] Mario (Anonymous User): CONSOLE: ANOTHER NOOB LOL

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Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
- Sovereign

[Shagohad]

[10:55:14 PM] Justin Hopkins: Dude.
[10:55:19 PM] Justin Hopkins: Give me your sister's number.
[10:55:21 PM] Justin Hopkins: We can like.
[10:55:26 PM] Justin Hopkins: Eat pickles together.
[10:55:39 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): That's so going in context.
[10:55:45 PM] Justin Hopkins: Q_Q NO
[10:55:56 PM] Justin Hopkins: Jacob.
[10:56:01 PM] Justin Hopkins: No.
[10:56:05 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): http://discoverygc.com/forums/index.php?sh...p;#entry1410956
[10:56:05 PM] Justin Hopkins: Seriously. ._.
[10:56:13 PM] Justin Hopkins: **** off Q_Q
[10:56:17 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Dude./
[10:56:20 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I am laughing so hard.
[10:56:24 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): THat I may have pooped myself.
[10:56:50 PM] Justin Hopkins: I hate you -_-
[10:57:16 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): This is the greatest thing I have ever posted in this thread.
[10:57:23 PM] Justin Hopkins: .................
[10:59:30 PM] Justin Hopkins: Now that I think of it.
[10:59:33 PM] Justin Hopkins: It could never work.
[10:59:44 PM] Justin Hopkins: It wouldn't be a relationship based on love.
[10:59:49 PM] Justin Hopkins: We'd both keep eating each other's pickles.
[11:00:01 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): ...
[11:00:04 PM] Justin Hopkins: Arguing over where the last jar of vlasic went...
[11:00:05 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Justin.
[11:00:07 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Justin...
[11:00:13 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): This hole...
[11:00:16 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Is just getting deeper.
[11:00:23 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): And your wooden spade is close to breaking.
[11:00:27 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): And I am laughing so hard.
[11:00:30 PM] Justin Hopkins: Fill it with pickles.
[11:00:32 PM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): That I can't breathe.

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"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE SCIENCE IS LEAKING OUT!"

[SpaceTime]

[1:11:05 PM] Snak3: COOME ONLINE
[1:11:08 PM] Amit Weisman: OR DAI
[1:11:09 PM] NekoSterlin (SMGSterlin): Ye I'm coming
[1:11:19 PM] Snak3: cumordai

[Pancakes]

[1:11:05 PM] Snak3: COOME ONLINE
[1:11:08 PM] Amit Weisman: OR DAI
[1:11:09 PM] NekoSterlin (SMGSterlin): Ye I'm coming
[1:11:19 PM] Snak3: cumordai

You forgot to quote the rest:
[13:16:41] Amit Weisman: cum... dirty snak3...

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[Gman513]

[01:13:51 PM] Dan - Change of Heart: Now if someone cries about being robbed...
[01:13:58 PM] Dan - Change of Heart: It wasn't me (bandit)
[01:14:04 PM] Amit Weisman: it was probably me
[01:14:09 PM] Dan - Change of Heart: Here you go
[01:14:15 PM] Dan - Change of Heart: It was Amit

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[Veygaar]

[11:34:06 AM] Elly: I have a cat, but it's very boring
[11:34:13 AM | Edited 11:34:22 AM] Elly: it has brain damage
[11:34:23 AM] Caleb Levesque: quick kicking it when your drunk
[11:34:45 AM] Elly: no literally, it wasn't breathing when it was born
[11:34:58 AM] Elly: so my dad gave it CPR
[11:35:04 AM] Elly: no s***
[11:35:29 AM] Elly: cat v****a residue and all D=
[11:35:46 AM] Elly: it's disgusting
[11:35:59 AM] Elly: but I suppose he saved it
[11:36:14 AM] Elly: so it can lead a long happy life of walking into walls and getting lost

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