Discordian Q & A

[Malaclypse 666]

Is repetitive listening to disco a sign of enlightment or a crass sellout to the cabbages commercialism?

There is no "disco" in Discord.

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[Malaclypse 666]

Why do you speak for Eris? Can she not speak for herself or does she speak through you?

We speak through each other. Why? I promised Bob.

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

We speak through each other. Why? I promised Bob.

Who is Bob?

[Malaclypse 666]

Who is Bob?

Bob sombunalltimes wondered if he was a novelist, or a chararcter living in one of his novels.

Getting warmer?

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

Getting warmer?

As a matter of fact it's getting colder here.

Bob sombunalltimes wondered if he was a novelist, or a chararcter living in one of his novels.

Mhm.. So you and Eris speak through each other, because you promised Bob that you would.. Whom either writes novels or is in one. So, for you to be able to have promised Bob or spoken to him at all, you would either have to be a friend of a novelist or in a novel yourself. If it is the former, what book is he writing? If it is the latter, would that mean i am in a novel as well?

[Malaclypse 666]

If it is the latter, would that mean i am in a novel as well?

That would depend, sir. How good at writing novels are you?

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

That would depend, sir. How good at writing novels are you?

Well I'd say I'm average. (IF ANYONE CONTEXTS THIS IM GONNA CLIMB IN YOUR WINDOW WITH A BLUNT PEN)

But.. what does me writing novels have to do with us all being in a novel? And if we are all in the novel.. who is the writer?!

[Malaclypse 666]

And if we are all in the novel.. who is the writer?!

I dunno. Whose turn is it?

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

I dunno. Whose turn is it?

There are multiple writers? What if they have an argument over what to write?

[Malaclypse 666]

There are multiple writers? What if they have an argument over what to write?

Oooh... be careful now.. you may have just stepped into an alternate novel.

This is akin to the Everett-Graham-Wheeler interpretation: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation

It would be boring if there was only one novel to read. Write?

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