I can haz skype

[Total.Absolution]

[12:19:00 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): We tried that. We got bored.
[12:19:03 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): And yet again.
[12:19:13 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): I hit on Jeremy Hunter. When I go trading, bad **** happens.
[12:19:16 AM] Justin 'Smash' Hopkins: That's because you don't last long enough.
[12:19:21 AM] Justin 'Smash' Hopkins: Take some ****ing viagra, man.
[12:19:34 AM] Justin 'Smash' Hopkins: We can make porn all day if you could just keep it up
[12:19:56 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Are you okay?
[12:20:57 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): "This game is full of super-deformed pre-teen androginous furries. Everything I hate in an anime."
[12:22:22 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: 8-|
[12:22:23 AM | Edited 12:22:33 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: I RP'd with Jeremy's 11 year old GB captain yesterday
[12:22:37 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: It took every fiber of my being
[12:22:39 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: not to troll
[12:22:41 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: :|
[12:22:50 AM] Donny'„¢ (TotalϟAbsolution): You have fiber?
[12:22:51 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): She's 11?
[12:22:55 AM] Justin 'Smash' Hopkins: (rofl)
[12:22:58 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: Rika is 11 yes
[12:22:59 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: 8-|
[12:23:08 AM] Aleesha Cooper (sadtranslation): You know, he tried to explain me for ****ing hour that shooting 11 years old girl flying a Gunboat is inhumane.
[12:23:10 AM] Donny'„¢ (TotalϟAbsolution): Hide from Jacob
[12:23:11 AM] Donny'„¢ (TotalϟAbsolution): 8-|
[12:23:12 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot) pinches the bridge of his nose.
[12:23:13 AM] Aleesha Cooper (sadtranslation): It was special.
[12:23:19 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: Tim
[12:23:27 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: I hope you're trolling saying it was special
[12:23:27 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: Q_Q
[12:23:32 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Hnnnngggghhh.
[12:23:39 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Hnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[12:23:43 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: Donny
[12:23:46 AM] Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot): Jacob Antis (Shagohad/Palsy Pilot) pinches the bridge of his nose ahrder.
[12:23:46 AM] Justin 'Smash' Hopkins: Gotta take a **** there, Jake?
[12:23:52 AM] Aleesha Cooper (sadtranslation): You know, it was like looking at hummingbird with bronchial asthma.
[12:23:57 AM] Justin 'Smash' Hopkins: LOL WTF
[12:23:59 AM] Terrance The Angry/Hungry PvP Whore: ROFL

[Durandal]

[3:51:03 AM | Edited 3:51:10 AM] Donny (Total Egolution): People don't crawl under your house and stink like a rank garbage truck
[3:51:13 AM] Justin Hopkins: Says you.
[3:51:16 AM] Justin Hopkins: ((bandit))

[VoluptaBox]

[17:33:58] Zigeris-Masanori-Hansen: And trying to RP with him was like a hooker - expensive, quick and meaningless.

[Backo]

[21:39:55] Altejago aka "John Doe" says: He was:

[6:54:26 a.m.] Senor Fried Duck (Bloodl1ke): lulzing in Omicron

<<<
[21:39:59] Altejago aka "John Doe" says::D
[21:40:01] Senor Fried Duck (Bloodl1ke) says: Actually
[21:40:04] kozma says::D
[21:40:05] Senor Fried Duck (Bloodl1ke) says: Freeport 10, Tau-37
[21:40:06] Senor Fried Duck (Bloodl1ke) says: (wait)
[21:40:16] Senor Fried Duck (Bloodl1ke) says: and I did RP 8-|
[21:40:22] Senor Fried Duck (Bloodl1ke) says: with words and not lasers!
[21:40:29] Altejago aka "John Doe" says: Pew pew p...
[21:40:31] Altejago aka "John Doe" says: Oh
[21:40:33] Altejago aka "John Doe" says: Damnit
[21:40:39] Altejago aka "John Doe" says::)
[21:40:58] Altejago aka "John Doe" says: Pen is mightier then the sword... but my right-click sure beats your MS Word!


// Gonna put real emotes later, k? k.

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Republic of the Sword and Sun

[Vito]

[8:44:00 PM] Vito: whats RP?
[8:44:26 PM] Card Captor: It's to PvP what preleminaries are to sex.

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The Corsair Trade Company

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[Anonymous User]

[01:16:06] Mario (Anonymous User): ****[00:40] Seanaidh (Montezuma):

<<< F###ing[00:40] Dashiell:

<<< F###ing[00:41] Seanaidh (Montezuma):

<<< F###ing what?[00:47] Dashiell:

<<< F### that[00:51] Seanaidh (Montezuma):

<<< F### that[00:55] Dashiell:

<<< F### [00:58] John (Phoenix):

<<< F### [01:09] Seanaidh (Montezuma):

<<< F### you[01:09] Dashiell:

<<< fu monty

LOL (all those just while i had a shower)

[01:19:45] Mario (Anonymous User): okay... in core language... just that ya understand.
I'm F###ing goin out of this F###ing chat now to F###ing play a bit NFS and then i will go in mah F###ing bed.

[01:19:54] Seanaidh (Montezuma): Ok

[01:19:55] Seanaidh (Montezuma): F### off

[01:20:07] Dashiell: F### later mate

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[Omicron]

[00:21:50] Dashiell: just pick some kind of new f** ass warhammer mahreen
[00:21:58] Dashiell: a pink one
[00:22:05] Dashiell: and call him G**lord F*****
[00:22:19] Dashiell: now, Imma go watch this trailer
[00:22:22] Dashiell: from space nazis
[00:22:28] Michał Golański: there is too much "f**" and "f***" here even for Order standards
[00:22:30] Dashiell: Dashiell scratches head
[00:22:42] Dashiell: monty's f****** fault
[00:22:52] Dashiell: f****** Islay f**

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[Durandal]

[10:03:28 PM] Justin Hopkins: Well it's his fault for going down the Highway to the Dangerzone while passing through the Ring of Fire if he couldn't take the heat.
[10:05:41 PM] Shane (Denny the Assblasting pimp): Yeah. I mean, if he wanted to avoid you, he could've at least hung out at the Hotel California until you were Gone. But knowing him, his escorts probably couldn't've flown the Eagles anyways.
[10:07:08 PM] Shane (Denny the Assblasting pimp): Have to wonder how much Norwegian Wood was in that Liner, though. I mean, you have to have that stuff to make it look nice for all those Fat Bottomed Girls.

[Cond0r]

[22:38:42] Vlad: http://www.theonion.com/articles/nazi-ss-c...ti,520/#enlarge
[22:41:55] Vlad: Speaking of jews
[22:52:38] Matthew Lawson: wow, thats awesome
[22:53:17] Blodo:
[22:53:21] Blodo: it was a friend of mine
[22:54:13] Vlad: we all know you did it youself
[23:01:14] Igor (Smokey): blodo
[23:01:24] Igor (Smokey): why did you and your punk brother zelot do it?
[23:05:30] Blodo: we were smoking lsd all day and were bored out of our mind
[23:05:35] Blodo: one thing led to another and here we are

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo

[Jihadjoe]

The moderator chat.


[23:13:46] Dashiell: Im still amased
[23:13:55] Dashiell: how -every- subject can turn into a flamewar
[23:14:04] Dashiell: 'what icecream do you like?'
[23:14:10] Dashiell: 5 posts later; all out war
[23:14:22] Joe (Jihad): "NOT THE ICECREAM YOU LIKE, BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO TASTE IN ICECREAM, YOU RAPIST."
[23:14:30] (Bob) Garrett_Jax: Pedo
[23:14:41] Gurjypantz: wasnt lazuli a rapist?
[23:14:45] Dashiell: 'I bet you like Isis icecream, you ganking *******'
[23:14:48] Joe (Jihad): KFUGLOZIGFLUIGF
[23:14:50] Gurjypantz: Gurjypantz derails conversation.
[23:14:51] Athenian (aka Colm): MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR IS YOUR MOM
[23:14:53] Joe (Jihad): Lazuli isn't a rapist.
[23:15:02] Dashiell: 'you like metagame ice, you dock killing ****wit'

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