I might be coming to your country soon, beware.

[SparkyRailgun]

Come to the land of the long white cloud!

That was totally not the last word I was expecting.

EDIT: Double post :$

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Welcome to Singapore.

Having any weapon of any sort including an air gun without a license (which only Police officers have) will have you thrown in prison for a maximum of FOREVER with caning.

Now be cool, keep that cardi away. Possession of drugs results in a maximum of a life sentence. Drug trafficking results in the death penalty.

Welcome to Singapore, the land of laws where you can't sneeze without paying a fine or two.

...'€žSingapore is a fine city'€œ

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That biplane just shot down my jet!

[Altejago]

Welcome to Singapore.

Having any weapon of any sort including an air gun without a license (which only Police officers have) will have you thrown in prison for a maximum of FOREVER with caning.

Now be cool, keep that cardi away. Possession of drugs results in a maximum of a life sentence. Drug trafficking results in the death penalty.

Welcome to Singapore, the land of laws where you can't sneeze without paying a fine or two.

So don't have guns, drugs or sneeze, and you'll be fine?
Apart from the sneezing, which I have the weird feeling is a hyperbole (;)), sounds like the laws in most other countries.
Don't break the law, and you won't have to face the consequences.

I also heard you can't spit...

But what about the flem man! THE FLEM!

[Zynth]

So don't have guns, drugs or sneeze, and you'll be fine?
Apart from the sneezing, which I have the weird feeling is a hyperbole (;)), sounds like the laws in most other countries.
Don't break the law, and you won't have to face the consequences.

So don't have guns, drugs or sneeze, and you'll be fine?

So don't have guns, drugs or sneeze, and you'll be fined anyway.

Fix'd.

The laws here are strict. But yeah, as long as you obey the law here and be a good <strike>minion</strike> citizen, you should be fine.

And yeah, don't spit here. You can't litter either. No smoking in certain public areas as well. Oh and bubble/chewing gum is banned, countrywide.

Also, don't try to be funny with the government or law around here. ISA (Internal Security Act) will get you. Meaning they can send you to prison for absolutely no reason at all.

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[RmJ]

Welcome to Singapore.

Having any weapon of any sort including an air gun without a license (which only Police officers have) will have you thrown in prison for a maximum of FOREVER with caning.

Now be cool, keep that cardi away. Possession of drugs results in a maximum of a life sentence. Drug trafficking results in the death penalty.

Welcome to Singapore, the land of laws where you can't sneeze without paying a fine or two.

I come to liberate ye? O.O


Which branch? Well if I told you at this point you'd wouldn't want me to visit your country for holiday. xD. Marine Corps.

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[SparkyRailgun]

Which branch? Well if I told you at this point you'd wouldn't want me to visit your country for holiday. xD. Marine Corps.

Well, you're already insane enough.:smile2:

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[RmJ]

Well, you're already insane enough.:smile2:

Thanks. My girlfriend told me I talk a lot like her father, who is a career Marine Officer (would be ironically ironic if I am put under his command o___O), and she also said my mindset is near her fathers too. I said "Ah well, I'm sorry." 99% of my family and friends tell me not too but when I listen to their reasoning I just find how selfish a lot of them are. Either way it's my choice to make. I've made it. Some would have to be insane to do it, sure. We all have a little paranoia in us... just some events in life cause it to be a disruptive of everyday life. That's the boundary we set from normal to abnormal. People can go insane from sitting in front of their computers or receiving intake fire from enemy insurgents every day. It's the health of the mindset that determines what goes on and not the environment. If your mind is set before you enter the hell storm then you'll be the same going in as you're heading out. If your mind isn't set before heading into the hell storm the hell storm will be define who you are when you come out.

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[Death.RunningVerminator]

Zigykins how can you make a thread and not have me included in the fun?!
:angry:

[RmJ]

Cause you haven't posted yet?

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[Makc_RU]

hahaha, you are entering a whole new world, boy. Lets see how you like it. And don't come here.

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