Jokes R Us (tm) - reopened with affordable prices higher than ever!

[The Joker]

Due to increased demand in these past couple of weeks and the time, which we don't have that much at our disposal, Jokes R Us ™ has no other choice but to increase prices of our services. That way we'll filter the most serious customers, who are willing to pay more for the top quality, from those who are not that serious.


- To place an order, pay 100 millions in front (money not refunded if you decide to break the deal).
- Individual signature - 200-300 millions.
- Comm Link - 150-250 millions.
- Logo - 150 millions.
- Faction signature - 350-500 millions (that includes new logo, different names and characters' photos for up to 10 faction members).
- Obtaining PSD - 50 millions.
- Re-editing of signature/logo/comm link - 25-100 millions (depending on the amount of editing).
- When providing photo-material which you want to be used, make sure it's in highest resolution possible (500x500 minimum).
- Regular customers and friends of our loving establishment gets discount.
- Placing orders in the name of other individuals will result in the termination of business contact(s).
- We do not participate in forum competitions/graphic services requests. Ever.
- We do not edit other people's work due to Sirius copyright laws, 124B/31.

Thank you for choosing Jokes R Us ™. We'll use your money to fund criminal activities all around Sirius.

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[The Joker]

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[The Joker]

- Please read the post 51 before placing an order.
- Shaulanca Fleet signature wasn't sold. PM me if you want some editing to be done (different ship, different tittle etc). You'll get discount.

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[The Joker]

Jokes R Us™ is permanently closed due to my boss' tax evasion charges. Printing machinery will be scrapped and sold on a local piazza. Money will be donated to clown kids without a parent and other circus-freak orphans.

Thank you for choosing Us from time to time. We always had tendency to bring fresh, original products to our customers, no matter who they were or what relations they had with my boss. We would also like to apologize for all the placed orders that have not been finished but which was partly caused by the fact that mr. Haha doesn't give a damn for this galaxy anymore. He's closed in his quarters aboard Asylum playing solitaire with his numerous cats whole day long.

I'll miss this job. Now I have no job. I have no idea how to deliver these news to my wife. Been pretending that I'm going to work everyday for a two, three weeks now. I had no money to buy a milk two days ago so I brought her a box of chewing gums. She's starting to suspect.

Sincerely,
Joker's Thug Photoshopey, the last employee of Jokes R Us ™

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[Dusty Lens]

Closed at OP's request. Which blows as I want a joker sig.

[The Joker]

Jokes R Us™ reopened with style! Here is some old unpublished work and some new as well. And we have some good news, dear customers --- Prices are higher than ever but the new management simply do not care.

For the price list, read post 51. If you are a potential customer, starting from now on, do have in mind that your order placed today cannot be realized in the next ten days due to considerable amount of work being done.

Thank you for choosing Jokes R Us™
If you are poor, go waste some other people's time

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[The Joker]

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