Bounty on: hundsrundz

[lIceColon]

*Incoming Transmission*

Greetings Bounty Hunters of Sirius.

I am Captain Packer of the S.S.Trashmaster.

Recently a freelancer shippickle by the name of hundsrundz had found itself a target of my loving arms, but its greedy captain refused to pay me the small sum of 2 million credits, the Bastille retard.

So I personally shot him into a million pieces, but his crew managed to make off with his transport. Among his crew is his family and friends, I want this captain to feel, even in death, the wraith of the Junkers whom he had foolishly decided to disregard and the consequences of his ineptitude. Therefore I am offering 5 million credits for the explosion of his ship and the extermination of his entire crew.

Key members of his family's escape pods are to be dumped into radioactive areas where they are to be left to die of cancer, and you are to fart into their escape pod's air supply systems so they'll be miserable for the rest of their lives.

I require proof of:
-The destruction of the ship in question, before and after
-The prejudicial extermination of the ship's crew
-The abandonment of the escape pods of the captain's family into radioactive nebulaes where there is zero chance of them being rescued while they contract cancer and die before the nebulae eats their pods

Partial completion of the bounty will not be eligible for collection.

Signed, Packer

*Transmission Terminated*

//this bounty can be collected a total of 4 times.

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[Connor]

*The man tips his hat*

"Count me in"

*The Camera feed turns off*

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