Five Tons of Flax?

[Malaclypse 666]

Meh. We're nice to everybody.

Too nice? Maybe.

I can change that if needed.

23's,
Mal

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[sovereign]

Most fun my trader ever had was grouping up with you guys. Yeehaw, cabbage pie for all!

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[Dusty Lens]

This is a dull place.
Where have all the Tazzies hoofed to?
I wish there was mischief.

[Malaclypse 666]

This is a dull place.
Where have all the Tazzies hoofed to?
I wish there was mischief.

They all hibernate when I go off to commune with Goddess..

.. but I have a big spikey whip.

A word to the wise TAZ is sufficient: Adjust!

Mal

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[Derkylos]

Well, good, and, I suppose..."interesting"...experiences with you guys.
When grouped with some of your members on my Order character, was the best time i've had on that character (hearing the tale of the flight through the KNF guard system made a break from the OORP guys in minor).
On the other hand, during the party in Baffin today, one of your members claimed that my Xeno was, essentially, a hostile, and kicked me out. Now, not a whine, as such, more a clarification for all Zoners-are Zoners-Xenos supposed to be hostile? I've been engaged by Zoners on my Xeno before, and just wanted to clear things up.

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[bluntpencil2001]

You guys, whenever encountered in-game, are great fun, especially Mal and his eccentricities. I love it!

However, the only actual criticism I can think of would be an adherence to Zoner neutrality as if it were an ideology of beigeness, as opposed to savvy politicking for the best advantage.

In-game, I know this is different from the forums, though, as I've seen you bastards do some brilliantly sly stuff, heh. Some very entertaining stuff.:)

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[Malaclypse 666]

Holy Thud, did I create this thread?

@Derkylos. I don't think you were 86'd for being a Xeno. A dark secret of the Zoners is a reliance on the Xenos for maintaining our reputation. You are needed.

You were 86'd for getting drunk, puking all over your shoes, butting into other guests, geode-diving, and generally hogging FnordNet bandwidth. Come back when you're sober, friend.

@Blunt. You see what we want you to see. As to politicking, the occasional 200 Mil trade agreement or philanthropic gift works just as well for our purposes, and saves greatly on repairs. Our positioning varies on the condition of the Chao, and the whether.

And, our purposes? Don't worry, we're not the Mormons. We're not out to convert everyone. But we will have a finger of one sort or another in your pie.

One cabbage at a time,

Mal

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[Turkish]

The TAZ? Who could hate the TAZ.

You're like bunnies, lovely bunnies. You eat your vegies, you drink your wine, and you treat everyone nicely. Remember though kids, even bunnies bite.

You can't spell fun without TAZ, if you're using my dictionary that is.

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I have a fetish for all things Norse.

[bluntpencil2001]

@Blunt. You see what we want you to see.

Just the sort of response I was hoping for. Say no more, say no more!;)

Joking aside, good job.:)

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[hack]

I had a fun time tonight......

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Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station