To: Junkers o' Texas | Love from the Xeno Alliance

[Luke.]

Eeehh 'sup. It's me, Lorenzo Sirus or uhh, that clever leader guy from the Xeno Alliance.

Y'see, recently we've noticed alot o' you Junker kids scrappin' and minin' and all that stuff. Lemme just remind you of summin'...this ain't yer joint. Liberty ain't what it used to be. It's corrupted. It's full o' yous stuffin' yer faces with money and rolling around in yer baths 'cause that what you think life is all about.

Well lemme tell ya somethin'. Nah.

So. Next time we see any of ya's filling yourselves with scrap and flying or even jumpin' out o' the system...yer dead. All of you. We'll keep doin' it. Over and over. We ain't got anythin' better to do anyways.

Right. Whiskey time.

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