Yarr! That one aye know! I be the pirate named Sruffs "Toothey" Robertsun! 'Di get meh rum now?
Why be I a pirate?
'Cus if yeh don't, ye'll be finding some new places teh be drinkin' rum frem. I can drink yeh under the table wit'oot sah much as gettin' tipsy. Meh ship even has its own external plank, altho' most people be keelin' over before they get tha chance to walk it. 'Saides, I have a pegleg. Lost it teh a vicious man eatin' pandarabbit.