Hooker Bot 1.0

[Xoria]

I usually ignore the random skype contact invites, but tonight with a little helpful inspiration from the Dev chat....

[8:17:06 PM] kirsten purshott: Hey you
[8:18:22 PM] Xoria: Who are you?
[8:19:09 PM] kirsten purshott: Hey hun, thanx for adding me...i had your username saved from a while ago, are you on any dating sites?
[8:19:42 PM] Xoria: That doesn't answer my question.
[8:20:42 PM] kirsten purshott: cant really remember how i got ur ID.. but recently i got out of a relationship and i was hitting up guys and i thought were sexy lol...so u single?
[8:25:03 PM] Xoria: I'm really tempted to troll you for laughs, but I'm going to just stay with feeling sad that you think this is the best use of your time.
[8:26:36 PM] kirsten purshott: well either way its fine with me BUT,are you into redhead chicks?
[8:27:17 PM] Xoria: So I'm now guessing you get paid by the hour for this instead of by commission.
[8:28:04 PM] kirsten purshott: http://imgur.you.only.wish.i.gave.you.the.real.link.com heres a pix i uploaded last night, you like?
[8:35:41 PM] kirsten purshott: lol where did u go?
[8:38:55 PM] Xoria: Just busy. I'm a powerful figure in the Sirian economy and I have a lot to do.
[8:40:28 PM] kirsten purshott: i love to feel sexy...where would you like me to put these pretty red lips??
[8:41:02 PM] Xoria: What is your opinion about gold ore trading?
[8:41:56 PM] kirsten purshott: haha bad boy! let me put on my computer cam for you 1 sec..are you on camplayground?
[8:43:07 PM] Xoria: Would you like to see more activity in Dublin or Omega 11?
[8:44:12 PM] kirsten purshott: Click http: stuff if you go there it should connect you to mycam better not recordme! lol
[8:45:23 PM] Xoria: My friend wants you to PM Pavel every day. I think maybe he's lonely from Diamond mining all by himself.
[8:45:58 PM] kirsten purshott: this is only for YOU lol..after your in let me know your username so that i can add to you my friends list
[8:47:38 PM] Xoria: I'm only interested if you wear a Gaian uniform, smoke synth weed, and sing Yankee Doodle Dandee in a deep baritone
[8:48:14 PM] kirsten purshott: its probably gonna ask you for a credit card to sign up for the app but its free babe, its just for age verification. Im wearing almost nothing and I dont want any minors watching me lol
[8:50:34 PM | Edited 8:50:43 PM] Xoria: Ok. Here's the make or break issue: nerf mining prices, or buff trade prices? Because the thing is, OP mining nerds are murdering Disco and I can't just sit by and do nothing.
[8:51:44 PM] kirsten purshott: k... Let me know when you're in babe, you should see my cam on
[8:52:09 PM] Xoria: No, really, I need to know the answer to that question first.
[8:53:01 PM] kirsten purshott: hmmm I am so wet lol ok I see u connecting, I'm gonna put on my outfit now, Just type here or in the chat when u can see me undressing
[8:54:27 PM] Xoria: Do you think Sindroms is hot?
[8:54:59 PM] kirsten purshott: k.. xoxo ~
[8:55:18 PM | Edited 8:59:09 PM] Xoria: I bet you say that to all the Rogues.

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[jammi]

Today I learn I am Xoria's friend.

This is a good day.

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[Lythrilux]

[02:03:41] Luc E-W: eat shit
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[Ace Razgriz]

Would you like some economics with your cybering dear madame?

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[Tabris]

XD Now I know why they buy on Coalition Bases (Exotic Entertainers)....It's because Xoria forwarded the contact to a lonely Coalitioner and it spread like a virus. >_> STOP RUINING MAH ECONOMEH!

[Xoria]

The silver lining of the wasted time is that I now know where to suggest BMF spend their billions.

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[pillow]

have mercy on my sides

[Xoria]

have mercy on my sides

Your signature is more offensively suggestive than Hooker Bot. I'm reporting you to the Conspiracy.

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[Gulryz]

These things happen too much now, I just accept unknown contact request in hope maybe they need help, Had such troll request 2 times

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[Lythrilux]

Don't accept random things from strangers.

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