To: The Pilot of You're.Next | From: Bill Hickok

[WildBill]

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.:j:. - Junker Congress - .:j:.

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Deputy Arbiter Wild Bill

Howdy,

Yer a strange woman. I ain't keen on where you git off on spreadin the lies you been tellin. Jus ain't makin a lick of sense. Steve let me in on y'alls conversation an I jus don't git it. Why would James be consortin with you? This ain't the behavior we've seen before outta y'all.

Transmission Log

[14.04.2016 02:24:01] You're.Next: You can stop there....
[14.04.2016 02:24:10] You're.Next: Little... boy.... *giggles*
[14.04.2016 02:24:21] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I'm a wee bit to fat to be called little
[14.04.2016 02:24:31] You're.Next: Got some meat on those bones?
[14.04.2016 02:24:40] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I smoke and eat, and eat and smoke
[14.04.2016 02:24:48] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: An't a whole heck of a lot to do while scrappin
[14.04.2016 02:24:52] You're.Next: That's quite a healthy thing to do.
[14.04.2016 02:25:08] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Doc says it will kill me faster, not that the radiation doesn't help
[14.04.2016 02:25:13] You're.Next: I dont even think I should help you in dieing... you are doing quite a good job in that.
[14.04.2016 02:25:17] You're.Next: *yawn&
[14.04.2016 02:25:19] You're.Next: Maybe..
[14.04.2016 02:25:24] You're.Next: So tell me...
[14.04.2016 02:25:29] You're.Next: Do YOU know of Mia?
[14.04.2016 02:25:38] You're.Next: Or am I meeting another Junker who doesnt.
[14.04.2016 02:25:47] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Aye, she's....running...I guess....the Congress
[14.04.2016 02:25:56] You're.Next: You .... guess?
[14.04.2016 02:26:05] You're.Next: YOU GUESS!??!!?
[14.04.2016 02:26:10] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Seriously I don't see her around, I run off of a base in Cortez
[14.04.2016 02:26:21] You're.Next: PPFFfff what is she doing then?
[14.04.2016 02:26:31] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: you know how women are
[14.04.2016 02:26:36] You're.Next: In bed with her husband all day!?!?!
[14.04.2016 02:26:45] You're.Next: I would be....
[14.04.2016 02:26:48] You're.Next: *grins*
[14.04.2016 02:26:56] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: oh...ah...errrr
[14.04.2016 02:27:04] You're.Next: Hmmmm....
[14.04.2016 02:27:13] You're.Next: So did they find them?
[14.04.2016 02:27:26] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Find who? Mia?
[14.04.2016 02:27:33] You're.Next: I heard through communications it was in fact the ... no, idiot.
[14.04.2016 02:27:38] You're.Next: Her husband.
[14.04.2016 02:27:41] You're.Next: My darling.
[14.04.2016 02:27:54] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: JT? christ I haven't seen him in forever
[14.04.2016 02:27:55] You're.Next: The one who -loves- to chase me with my shirt off.
[14.04.2016 02:28:10] You're.Next: Hmmm?
[14.04.2016 02:28:26] You're.Next: Geeeze..... you junkers... you have your head in scrap the whole day?
[14.04.2016 02:28:29] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I'm more than slightly confused, are you seeing JT? I was under the impression he was aground somewhere
[14.04.2016 02:28:44] You're.Next: Perhaps I am seeing him...
[14.04.2016 02:29:01] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: You know, there is quite the bounty on him, we could split it?
[14.04.2016 02:29:08] You're.Next: Wouldnt that be a shocking thing?
[14.04.2016 02:29:14] You're.Next: Bounty?
[14.04.2016 02:29:21] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Not really, a man sleeping around isn't new news
[14.04.2016 02:29:23] You're.Next: Please... enlighten me.
[14.04.2016 02:29:47] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Aye, let me dig up the comm, Wild Bill put a bounty on information to find him, several hundred million credits
[14.04.2016 02:29:55] You're.Next: ehh...
[14.04.2016 02:29:58] You're.Next: Find him?
[14.04.2016 02:29:59] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I didn't pay it much mind at the time, I thought he was dead honestly
[14.04.2016 02:30:00] You're.Next: He is found.
[14.04.2016 02:30:14] You're.Next: I saw it in the transmission through sirius.
[14.04.2016 02:30:44] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I might be to high but I'm still confused about you and JT
[14.04.2016 02:30:51] You're.Next: Though if you get me into his bed chamber.... I'll get you lots and lots of information.
[14.04.2016 02:31:02] You're.Next: *giggles
[14.04.2016 02:31:06] You're.Next: Lots and lots and lots.
[14.04.2016 02:31:44] You're.Next: *sigh*... well anyway, cockroach.
[14.04.2016 02:31:50] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I mean I don't know where he is, and, no offense, why would he sleep with a xeno
[14.04.2016 02:31:58] You're.Next: Why?
[14.04.2016 02:32:02] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I mean unless your hot
[14.04.2016 02:32:07] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Like smoken
[14.04.2016 02:32:13] You're.Next: Do you mean to offend me while under the gun?
[14.04.2016 02:32:20] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: No ma'm
[14.04.2016 02:32:28] You're.Next: Well I could give you a picture and you can judge yourself.
[14.04.2016 02:32:34] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Me and the boys wanna eat tonight
[14.04.2016 02:32:36] You're.Next: Do you like red-heads?
[14.04.2016 02:32:50] You're.Next: *grins and giggles*
[14.04.2016 02:33:02] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I could go for that, I had a darling molly once upon a time
[14.04.2016 02:33:30] You're.Next: Hmpf. They have weird speach.... i heard.
[14.04.2016 02:33:48] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: She was hard to translate, but still a wild ride
[14.04.2016 02:33:53] You're.Next: I bet you put a cloth in her mouth to make her shut up from her silly accent.
[14.04.2016 02:33:58] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: well understand I suppose
[14.04.2016 02:34:02] You're.Next: *giggles naughtily*
[14.04.2016 02:34:22] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: *snorts* in a manner of speaking I suppose
[14.04.2016 02:34:45] You're.Next: Alright... *yawns* well anyway...
[14.04.2016 02:35:06] You're.Next: I'll give you a little trade offer... since you are.... more reasonable.... than other Junkers.
[14.04.2016 02:35:08] You're.Next: So far...
[14.04.2016 02:35:18] You're.Next: Plus.... I am in a lighter mood... *giggling*
[14.04.2016 02:35:19] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I am to please
[14.04.2016 02:35:24] You're.Next: You are?
[14.04.2016 02:35:36] You're.Next: Very well.... I'll give you my picture...
[14.04.2016 02:35:42] You're.Next: But in return...
[14.04.2016 02:35:42] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Aim* if I could learn to speak
[14.04.2016 02:35:50] You're.Next: Ill attempt to shoot one of your turrets off.
[14.04.2016 02:36:03] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Can you peak one of the cheap ones?
[14.04.2016 02:36:19] You're.Next: How about I close my eyes and randomly pick?
[14.04.2016 02:36:25] You're.Next: I'd like that.
[14.04.2016 02:36:31] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: No dice then?
[14.04.2016 02:36:47] You're.Next: Do you want my picture or am I not worth it? HMM!?
[14.04.2016 02:36:55] You're.Next: Answer wisely.
[14.04.2016 02:36:59] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Oh I'll take the photo
[14.04.2016 02:37:09] You're.Next: Then you will be still.
[14.04.2016 02:37:10] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Even if your a xeno i'll bet your somthing to look at
[14.04.2016 02:37:21] You're.Next: *giggling*
[14.04.2016 02:37:25] You're.Next: JT thought so.
[14.04.2016 02:37:55] You're.Next: Alrightyyy....
[14.04.2016 02:38:09] You're.Next: Ill goo with....
[14.04.2016 02:38:14] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: round and round she goes, where she stops nobody knows
[14.04.2016 02:38:18] You're.Next: Ini mini miny mo....
[14.04.2016 02:38:24] You're.Next: Catch a junker by the toe
[14.04.2016 02:38:30] You're.Next: If he haulers let him go.
[14.04.2016 02:38:37] You're.Next: Ini mini mini......mo!
[14.04.2016 02:38:40] You're.Next: That one!
[14.04.2016 02:38:54] You're.Next: Is it off?
[14.04.2016 02:39:05] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Its still there
[14.04.2016 02:39:06] You're.Next: Eerrrg its not off!
[14.04.2016 02:39:27] You're.Next: Silly turret!!!!
[14.04.2016 02:39:30] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: They are a lot stronger than I expected
[14.04.2016 02:39:46] You're.Next: Geeeeze!
[14.04.2016 02:40:01] You're.Next: Wa... what kind of turret is that!?!?
[14.04.2016 02:40:13] You're.Next: There weee
[14.04.2016 02:40:21] You're.Next: Go!!!!!
[14.04.2016 02:40:25] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I was kind of amazed, not going to lie
[14.04.2016 02:40:41] You're.Next: Now... let me take a selfiee....
[14.04.2016 02:40:53] /time
[14.04.2016 02:40:53] 2016-04-14 02:41:57 SMT
[14.04.2016 02:41:12] You're.Next: *takes out hand-held camera and pulls up shirt and sticks out tonuge cutely*
[14.04.2016 02:41:23] You're.Next: CHeeeese!!!
[14.04.2016 02:41:54] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Cheese!
[14.04.2016 02:41:57] You're.Next: It shall be.... hotwired to you.... *winks*
[14.04.2016 02:42:01] You're.Next: Oh oh! one more!
[14.04.2016 02:42:17] You're.Next: Cheeesee!!!!
[14.04.2016 02:42:18] Death: Saefyr was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[14.04.2016 02:42:22] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Cheese!
[14.04.2016 02:42:29] You're.Next: hehehehee!
[14.04.2016 02:42:45] You're.Next: *starts sending over image*
[14.04.2016 02:42:52] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: Oh I'm excited
[14.04.2016 02:43:00] You're.Next: XOXO, Junkie boy!
[14.04.2016 02:43:12] .:j:.Reclaimer(s): Steve: I'll...maybe see you around
[14.04.2016 02:43:19] You're.Next: *giggles*

Sincerely,
Wild Bill, Deputy Arbiter Junker Congress

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