SIRIUS WIDE COMMERCIAL- Jay's Cigars and Cigarettes

[7AlphaOne1]

//Open thread, feel free to reply//

Uncle Jay presents to you, the Best Cigars, Cigarettes and tobacco in all of Sirius! Hand rolled, straight from the fields of Stuttgart, These cigars are sooooo good




You'll blow up a freeport just for them!


Order today, or purchase at your nearest Ultramart Commodities dealer.*

*WARNING: Jay Corp and/or affiliated companies are not liable for any physical, medical or other damages caused by their products. use at own risk. Smoking kills, smoking a freeport kills the freeport. The company shall not be liable for anything you do with the product. The commercial does not seek to offend anyone, and the zoners have our condolences.

Jay Corp, Jay's Cigars, and all trademarks are property of Jay Corporation. Copyrights 823 A.S.

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Jay's Quotes

TO FLOOD OR NOT TO FLOOD, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

Well, I've managed to piss off Snak3, Ageira, LH~, Furries, Wisp, but at least Beast is happy.

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ID: Alexandra Rose
Location: Yaren Base, Omicron Delta
Subject: Cigarette Delivery
ENCRYPTION: Medium

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Oh yes, Just what im looking for.
I'll take the whole lot actually, I mean Jess would love that.



Alexandra Jane Rose

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[7AlphaOne1]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
SOURCE:STUTTGART
ENCRYPTION: NONE WHATSOEVER
SENDER: Jay Narra, CEO, Jay Corporations
Subject: your Order


Good day madam. I am very thankful for your business.


While you asked for all of them *chuckles* I assume you want a regular resupply. Because we produce more products everyday. If you would like to receive consistent shipments, We can arrange that. On the other hand, if you require a definite quantity, we can arrange that too, with some minor formalties. Either way, we would like to know where we should Deliver them.

Once again, I thank you for your business.

Yours Sincerely,
Jay Narra
CEO

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[GuapMan]

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ID: Alexandra Rose
Location: Yaren Base, Omicron Delta
Subject: Cigarette Delivery
ENCRYPTION: Medium

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Alright i see i see, I'm generally interested in what ''Deal'' you have to offer me..
I'd like to see you, so i'm sure we can arrange somewhere i feel safe, and you do too.

I'm quite feining a cigarette as i've ran out, So new stock incoming would be good.


Alexandra Jane Rose

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[7AlphaOne1]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
SOURCE:STUTTGART
ENCRYPTION: NONE WHATSOEVER
SENDER: Jay Narra, CEO, Jay Corporations
Subject: your Order


Hello again.

I agree it would be mutually beneficial if we were to meet and discuss about the Tobacco product supplies. I would prefer to meet on Luxury Liner Hawaii, although any other Spa and Cruise outpost is fine too. Wishing you the best of luck, I am

Yours Sincerely,
Jay Narra
CEO

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Jay's Quotes

TO FLOOD OR NOT TO FLOOD, THAT IS THE QUESTION.

Well, I've managed to piss off Snak3, Ageira, LH~, Furries, Wisp, but at least Beast is happy.