To all the lovely ladies of Sirius and Gallia

[Lythrilux]

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ID: COLE STEELE
LOCATION: BARRIER GATE STATION
SUBJECT: VALENTINE'S DAY

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
...
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Be my Valentine.

-C.D.S

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[Izay Vyu]

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...hack.initiated...decryption.in.progress...
...Izay.Vyu.recognized...transmission.encrypted...
...uploading.data...

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Your butt will be red,
your eyes will be blue,

pay me two millions or it will come true.

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...encryption.in.progress...hack.terminated...

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[Jeremy Hunter]

SENDER: Isabella Archer



Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I'm lesbian, so
SOL for you~


Also, chocolates and flowers go a long way. Actually studying a bit of rhyme and verse - doesn't have to be perfect - also helps the initial cliche "roses are red" poem. Finally, if you're going to pose with a katana I suggest decorating it with Strongs of flowers or flower petals. Or drench it in the blood of your enemies, I hear the Rogue girls love that. Or maybe just leave the katana at home...

So, my verdict is....

2/10. Just enough for me to pity you with advice but...not much else. Now to find said chocolates for my wife....

[Lucifer]

Incoming Transmission

Roses are red, true
But violets are violet,
not blue.

End of Transmission

[Altejago]

:Transmission Starts:

Roses were red
Then some were white
I was a boy last night
Now I'm a girl so get in my bed

:Awaiting reply:

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[Enkidu]

Incoming Transmission

To: Mr Lonesome heart.
From: The Gunn which shoots no blanks.
Subject: Spit on it.

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What the hell?

I'll bite. Considerin' you sent this to fifty two percent of the sector, y'd think you'd run into some real polite bastards.

So, what's your neuralnet ID, long-and-short?

Regards,
Gunda Riehl.
Oberstarbeiter, Speyer Base, Frankfurt.

Transmission Ended

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THE SYNDIC LEAGUES
(A co-operative of Rheinland's Shipping Unions, retired from a life of piracy.)

Information | Recruitment | Message Dump |
Feedback | Diplomatic channel

(Links pending redevelopment).

[Backo]

<//Incoming transmission...

• 
  
• <//transmission.sender.name: Eliza Valdez
  
  
• <//transmission.sender.location: Planet Malta, Omicron Alpha
  
  
• <//transmission.encryption: l3s5.th4n.3
  

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Tal Ravis left me
Should I shoot you?

<//Transmission ended...

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Republic of the Sword and Sun

[Pepe]

|><| |><| |><| CORSAIRS OPEN FREQUENCY |><| |><| |><|



Salma "Hayak" Ladron, in her best maid outfit

Your song was nice, but I prefer chocolate creams. *blinking*

*Salma nods and reaches OFF button with her hand. Button thinks "wooow, what a chick" and cracks a bit*

|><| |><| |><| EMPTY SCREEN WITH MUCHO SNOW ON IT |><| |><| |><|

[Operator]

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:::[VIDEO FEED: LIVE]:::
:::[SOURCE: U.M.8.R.4.]:::
:::[DELAY 2.4 sec]:::

ID: Tricia "Trix" Reyes
Location: Warvessel "Umbra", Omicron Delta
Topic: -
ENCRYPTION TYPE: Sanctus

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Hostiles are Red...
Nomads are Blue...
Come to Delta
So I can dance with you.

Right.

Tricia Reyes.

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[Emperor Tekagi]

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ID: M. Mori
Encryption: Low
Date: 02/13/824 A.S.

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Kon'nichiwa.

I will make sure to remember this pitiful attempt the next time I see you in Liberty.
Hopefully you do not have a single nanogramm of any illegal substance aboard your vessel then. Oh, a hint. If any of my men sees you having roses, they will be confiscated and brought to me.

M. Mori

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