Search / Destroy Agency (Strontium Dogs)

[Agmen of Eladesor]

ROLL CALL

I need your attention to this one, agents!

We've got a hell of a lot of work to do, and not a lot of time to do it in. We've been dealing with Gaian, Molly, and Corsair incursions in Bretonia - and making money on them. We've been dealing with Lane Hacker, Liberty Rogue, and Xeno incursions in Liberty - and making money on them. We're now dealing with Hessian, LWB, and Unioner incusrions in Rheinland - and making money on them.

Some of you - though - seem to be more interested in collecting your base minimum pay only and hiding behind the skirts of whatever floozy you're currently chasing. I'm not naming names, but yours WILL be conspicuously absent from this list when it's complete.

If you've still got the intestinal fortitude for this type of work, then post your name and your ship(s) here. If you don't - then do nothing. You'll find your benefits package greatly - reduced.

Being a Dog is a privilege, not a right. Earn it.


for the Director

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.

[pieguy259]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
To: Sir Douglas Bader, Assistant Director, Search/Destroy Agency
From: Agent Carly Denver, Search/Destroy Agency
Location: Rostock Station, Omega-15

*slightly echo-y quality to voice* Urrrrgh... This is Agent Carly Denver reporting from Rostock Station... I'm flying a *uurp* Manta... gotta bomber on order, callsign S/D-Tabula.Rasa, but got no idea where the sodding *ulp* delivery guy has got to...

'S funny you should mention intestinal fortitude... Kinda low on that now... Musta had some bad Synth Paste. Tell them to check their "Seafood Delight" stock... I've had my head in this *gag* sodding toilet for weeks now. I'll be back on duty as soon as I can keep a meal down. *shuddering breath, then hurriedly* Gotta go.
*nasty retching sound is thankfully cut off*

END TRANSMISSION

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[Koolmo]

Transmission To: Sir Douglas Bader, Assistant Director, Search/Destroy Agency
From: Agent Jon Kirk, Search/Destroy Agency

Still here boss, been bombing around New Berlin recently, trying to scare up some cash in the old sea serpent, but I'm thinking I need to get into somthing more substantial, there's an awful lot of rather large pirates about.

Shall tell you more when I have it, Kirk out.

Transmission Ended

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

[Dashiell]

To: Sir Douglas Bader, Assistant Director, Search/Destroy Agency
From: Recruit Raya Remnant

Ready and waiting for setup.

Raya out.

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[SigCorps]

**Incoming Transmission**

To: The Assistant Director
From: Special Agent Brent Mako

Message reads:

Alive and here. Still bashing around New Berlin

**End of Transmission**

**Incoming Transmission**

To: The Assistant Director
From: Agent Dane Larrikin

Message reads:

Oy' mate. Here in Cambridge

**End of Transmission**

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Formerly Sam Nichols, creator of OSI

[Dra1003]

Incoming transmission

To: Sir Douglas Bader, Assistant Director, Search/Destroy Agency
From: Senior Agent Bobafett

Well im still here as well i fly a manta and a bomber looking forward to the hunt...

Transmission ends...

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Ive had enough of disco for now. I might be back at the next mod release.

The Master of all things cyborg

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[Rayul]

Incoming transmission

To: Sir Douglas Bader, Assistant Director, Search/Destroy Agency
From: Agent James Witter

Greetings Sir,
I'm still in the game with my SS & AP12400... See you in space soon...

Transmission ends...

[bluntpencil2001]

I'm still on the roster gents, but due to personal matters involving debts, rivals and several things of which I am not inlined to mention, I shall only be working on a part-time basis, if that is satisfactory.

Sorry about any hassle, but I have other priorities. Work isn't everything.

-Roland Deschain

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[looqas]

** Incoming transmission **

To: The Assistant Director
From: Rookie Cletus "Banjo" Behn

Ready to play song or two in my Hammerhead call-sign S/D-Cletus."Banjo".Behn

I've been flying in search of pray but until now nothing worthy of report has happened.

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Flying under radar.

[Athenian]

Wes Cutter gripped the pen with the antagonised look of the mentally bewildered and scrawled a x on the page with an effort of gargantuan proportions.

He handed the form to the clerk-droid.

"INPUT ERROR." The droid's eyes flickered red. A needle-like digit gestured at the crude signature at the foot of the page.

"Thas my John Hancock ya durn robo-gopher."

Cutter spat some chewing tobacco in the clerk-droid's face.

"Merry Christmas, ya dumb *******."

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