Fat_Mendozas JOKE CLUB

[Fat_Mendoza]

Hello hello, this is Joke Club, and im you host Faaaat_Mendozaaa, everybody can put ass on stage and tell good jokes, but im first!

[Fat_Mendoza]

3 Pilots come to bar, IMG Corsair and Outcast. Zoner barman ask: what you want? Outcast : Cardamine cardamine, everybody wants cardamine!!!

[Shelco]

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[Fat_Mendoza]

Thank you thank you, and here another one! 4 Pilots sit on desert island. BMM, Coalition member, Gaian and Outcast. BMM say : Lets build mining factory! Coalition member say : lets build Communism! Gaian say : lets live in harmony with nature! Outcast say: Cardamine cardamine, everybody wants cardamine!

[Shelco]

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[Fat_Mendoza]

oh yea? come here *hits Shelco in the face* Try better if you can!

[Rusty Wing]

Fat_Mendoza comes to the bar. Bartender asks:
What do you want? May be... Some serious RP?
Fat_Mendoza:
Nah! Creating useless flood threads, of course!

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Am I doing it right?

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Honor. Duty. Courage.

(^Click on me^)

[Shelco]

Fat_Mendoza comes to the bar. Bartender asks:
What do you want? May be... Some serious RP?
Fat_Mendoza:
Nah! Creating useless flood threads, of course!

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Am I doing it right?

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[Goliath]

Fat_Mendoza comes to the bar. Bartender asks:
What do you want? May be... Some serious RP?
Fat_Mendoza:
Nah! Creating useless flood threads, of course!

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Am I doing it right?

I like the laughing Putins in the morning.

Joke:


Putin comes in a bar and sees some SCRA members: "What are you?? Are you representing Russia?" he says. "Yes, we are Coalition Army Comrade!" they say. "Lemme show you how to lead Russia" says Putin.

*5 minutes lateur*


SCRA takes over Sirius riding on Grizzly bears holsing vodka and AK-47 guns. We can say that SCRA had a speedboost in their work....



(Seone had to do this)

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[Diana.Daymarova]

There are nun and a hippie sitting in a bus. The hippie is too horny and asks the nun for sex. However she refuses and says: "I'm engaged with the god!" On the next bus stop she gets off. The bus driver, who listened to the short conversation advices: "She goes praying in the evening on a graveyard, disguise yourself as the god, put on a fake beard, a white garment and you will succeed." The hippie waits on the graveyard until the nun comes. Then he says: "I'm a god and you have to do sex with me." The nun agrees. "But dear god, I promised I'll stay a virgin forever let's just do anal!" she says. The hippie is okay with it. After the process the hippie reveals hinself and laughs: "HAHAHA, I'm the hippie!" The nun undisguises herself and laughs: HAHAHA, I'm the bus driver!"