[Bounty] Forlorn Hope bountied

[Sombs]

19. Desembaru, 824 A.S
Batterushipuu Narooto, Kyushu system.

Comm ID: Onee-chan
Recipient: Sirius, except Girl.Power and GirI.Power
Topic: Folulonuu Hopuu

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NANI?

My hips are moving on my own, onee-chans! But there is another topic we need to talku about. This is the offisiaaru bountiu on the Folulonuu Hopuu. As you see, they chose to side with the wrongu peopru.

With thisuu, Folulonuu Hopuu is bountiud to ten takkelusend cleditsuu for each shipuu you kill la kill. Thisu cane be craimed bai any kusalianu outu the.

Wasabi.

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ATTATCHMENTS

[1] - [2]

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Signed,
Onee-chan
Kusali Animaruu Falses

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Uncharted System Stories: 18 | 32 | 34 | 37 | 38 | 85

Templates: Character | Transmissions

Alternative Soundtracks

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[KamiFaby]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION

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ENCRYPTION LEVEL: Reaper

:::ACCESS GRANTED:::
FINALIZING IDENTIFICATION PROCESS ... PLEASE WAIT ...

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• »»» Location: The almighty Citadel
  
• »»» Sender ID: Garrus Hendrix
  
• »»» Recipient ID: Mysterious Bounty Dude
  
• »»» Subject: Ship repairs
  

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To whom it my concern,

my name is Garrus Hendrix and this is my favorite bounty on the Forums. I will claim it as soon as I see one of those dudes.

Hendrix, your favorite Merc in the sector, out

Yours sincerely,
Shepard
The Trenton Hope

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CLOSING TRANSMISSION

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[Shalo]

Evening.

I'll try to kill every Folulonuu Hopuu I see. That way I can collect this incredible bounty, even though I'm not Kusarian, and make sure they never hurt my trees!

May the Green Goddess aid me in this quest.

With Regards,
Richard Chapman

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[Shelco]

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[Sol]

Pssh. Nothin' wrong with a bit of wincest.

CooI

[Traxit]

DAMN FAITHLESS IMPERIALS.
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS.

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The best Video Game OST
Just Got Better

[SnakThree]

DEUS VULT INFIDELS

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[Vexykin]

---INCOMENG TRANSMITIUN---

Hi,

U RUS)) ???!1!!

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[Backo]

I'll post a meme here when I get home. Mark my words.

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Republic of the Sword and Sun

[Nodoka Hanamura]

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Origin: FREEPORT 11, OMICRON DELTA, CORE SPACE| LOCATION NN-GUID HASH OK
Sender: JAE-UN "PALE BRIDE" SONG| SENDER NN-GUID HASH OK - WARNING, ACCOUNT IS NEW, SPAM ADVISORY
Recipients: "DISCOVERY GAMING COMMUNITY" | RECIPIENTS SORTED, NNGUID HASH OK - WARNING, EXCEPTION ENCOUNTERED - FOURTH_WALL_BREAK
Encryption: AGERA BASE-2048 PSK ENCRYPTION | PUBLIC KEY MATCH! PRIVATE KEY SOLVED - CONNECTION SECURE
Format: TEXT
Subject: The fsck is this?

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Uhhh... This is /ew/, right? If not.. you guys are a bunch of dipsticks in need of a good SNACing.

My god, and here I thought most humans didn't have Lolz Syndrome.

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COMMS TERMINATED

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