Transmission ID: Battlestar Kerberos, Omicron Minor System
Sent to: ELF Cruiser Eris.Ascendent
Eris.Ascendent:
It has come to my attention that you wish to enter into peace talks.
Normally we would not be interested in peace talks with a group of rogues who threaten the very balance of power in sirus, let alone be a threat to the Order and Black Squadron, we will agree to these peace talks out of amusement.
I believe the best place to hold these talks is on neutral ground, so lets agree to have the talks at Gran Canaria, Omega-49. Please note that the Villa is our Lord Wolfpack's property so it would be prudent not to be found on the premises. He is not quite as forgiving as I am.
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Wolfpack98,Oct 16 2006, 11:29 AM Wrote:Transmission ID: Battlestar Kerberos, Omicron Minor System
Sent to: ELF Cruiser Eris.Ascendent
Eris.Ascendent:
It has come to my attention that you wish to enter into peace talks.
Normally we would not be interested in peace talks with a group of rogues who threaten the very balance of power in sirus, let alone be a threat to the Order and Black Squadron, we will agree to these peace talks out of amusement.
I believe the best place to hold these talks is on neutral ground, so lets agree to have the talks at Gran Canaria, Omega-49. Please note that the Villa is our Lord Wolfpack's property so it would be prudent not to be found on the premises. He is not quite as forgiving as I am.
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Message to: Kerberos Actual
Comm ID: Eris Virtual (lookin' over my bloody shoulder!)
Neutral ground, my Auntie's Off Ox! Are there guard towers around that Villa as well? I think not, Bucko. We'll let you set the venue, but choose again. I suggest you contact R. Waverly Esq. aboard the Daddy_Warbucks, in orbit above Manhattan. He's neutral.. just greedy as hell and known to deal seconds when he's down at the table.
So, that means we'll be settin' a few of the ground rules:
Pentagonal table. No exceptions. (Available at "Wanda's Witchy Wares" on the Net..);
Five "conferrees" per side. I'll be bringin' Fin, Menno, Dis-in-a-box, and, lessee, Gracie I guess. She's a cool head under pressure;
Seating: boy/girl/boy/girl, or alternatively ELF/BS/ELF/BS etc.;
No farting or other distracting bodily noises during negotiations.
Get back to me soon. My bloody appointments calendar is a mess, and my Social Secretary is out shoppin' again.
Wolfpack98,Oct 16 2006, 12:01 PM Wrote:I said stay out of the villa.. I'm sure there's a bar down in the town square nearby we could meet at LOL.
No can do on Liberty.. they hate us with a passion (gee.. wonder why..)
So lets pick.. Uhm.. Say...
New London, or have SF host the peace talks at Cambridge ?
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There's actually a bar on Gran Canaria??? I thought they were like Mennonites or somethin'... no vices. Oh, well, that's different then! Let me check with my Greater Poops to see if they're good with that.. (Especially since those SF's can't make up their bloody minds whether to shoot at us or not...)
I assume our other "requirements", not having been contested, are acceptable, then? If not, why not?? If so, I suggest we close this channel and reconvene in Gran Canaria in say.. two days?
Wolfpack98,Oct 16 2006, 12:25 PM Wrote:Works for me. B-Star kerberos and our lord Wolfpack will be there.
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You're allowed five seats (Hail Eris!). Don't ya have three more "flappers" ya can invite along for "window dressing"?
Oh, whatever! I'll open a new Comms Channel for recording purposes once we've arrived.
Can you recommend a good hotel with at least indoor plumbing? I assume that since the Black Squadron is hosting, they'll be picking up the tab. Four suites will suffice.. Dis will be staying with me. She's on internal fusion power, but will require a secure (unbugged) connection to FnordNet.
Will the Emporer be making an appearance? I have a kilo of something "special" for his Pineal.
Wolfpack98,Oct 16 2006, 01:37 PM Wrote:Our Emperor has far more pressing matters to deal with at home than a measly little peace talk.
And I suppose you think Our Lady Eris has nothing better to do than wait by the phone? You think balancin' the Chao across an entire Sector can be done between finger sanwiches?
Quote:Be warned tho.. The Emperor is not forgiving, and any attempt to disrupt these talks will be met with extreme prejudice.
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I suggest we leave the chest-puffing and threats of "wet work" at home for this one, eh? I suppose it's your job to be gruff and pompous, can't fault you there; but, perhaps our watchword for these talks should be "Erleichda!" (That's ancient Terran proto-Bohemian for "Lighten Up!").
....and if the Emporer doesn't want our little "gift", we'll all just toke it up before the sessions. My treat.
[SF]Just_Josh,Oct 16 2006, 06:53 PM Wrote:yeah i aint so forgiving also, Screw with me ill hunt you for the rest of your life. well almost.
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"Dis, reprocess that, will ya? I think this is Wolfpack's Lesser Poop spouting off. Is that really his name? "Just Josh"? Is that like, Josh the Just.. or like, Simply me, Josh.. or what??"
*Both the name and the text are coming up a semantic null, Boss. Without further input, I can't tell if you're listening to a primate or a cabbage...*
"Keep workin' on it, Dis. I may have to bone up on diplomatic protocol for cabbages.."
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