To the Admiralty of the Bretonian Armed Forces

[Hektor]

Incoming Transmission:
Comm ID: Hektor Schneider
Source: ERROR, LOCATION SCRAMBLED

As noted here, your diplomacy towards us will be matched by ours toward you. If at any point you should like to begin talks, this is the place to do it. Until such time, we will forward any casualty reports to you upon this frequency, starting with these.







In only a few short hours, we have taken care of those, in addition to the BPA who ran off from the fight, and the many traders scared out of their wits. They seem to be far wiser than you.



We can stop at any time you like, you just have to open negotiations.

Hektor out.

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[bluntpencil2001]

To: Alien loving freaks
Comm. ID: Your pal, Admiral Andy

---Transmission Initiated--

I think I speak for the people of Bretonia, when I produce the following official statement, you deranged E.Ts gone bad...

We, as human beings, know your game. We are not all simpletons, and are rather happy without a spate of bodysnatching and psychic brain haemhorrages. Go try Kusari, I hear they like squid up there.

So, Her Majesty, and all her sane subjects, have given me the right to say this:

Piss off and hang yourselves.

Yours truly,

Bretonia (Get some)

Now, I shall be contacting the Rheinland government and many others about their preferred forms of pesticide.

Auf Wiedersehen.

-Andy

---Transmission Terminated---

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[fpsdoug]

From: Bruce Scott, Police Constable
To: Wilde

Seems you forgot one of your own casualties you Jelly infested Rheinlanders! Sorry I don't have the proof but you know it. One of your own gunboats was gunned down while you were heavily damaged. This was not a complete victory by you as you seem to understand. On top of that I convinced one of your own, a Nomad flying by the name of Envy, to join us and fight you.

Sorry for jumping in with all you higher ups, just thought I'd put this in here.

End Transmission...

[Hektor]

Incoming Transmission:
Comm ID: Hektor Schneider
Source: ERROR, LOCATION SCRAMBLED

If you wish to continue getting killed, we will be happy to oblige. True, one of our gunboats was lost- faulty programming, as it turns out, not to mention the model was particularly sensitive to ion interference- but we can simply build new ones. Our casualties are meaningless. How fast can you build and train new people? And how long will your government or your people put up with the prospect of fighting two full-scale wars? We can keep this up until the suns burn out. Until such time as you decide to be reasonable, we shall continue to ravage our way through Bretonia.

Hektor out.


ADDENDUM: Also, your Constable here was fighting alongside a Nomad... didn't you say you'd shoot people for that? Or is that asking you to be too consistent?

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[bluntpencil2001]

didn't you say you'd shoot people for that? Or is that asking you to be too consistent?

To: Everyone, apparently
Comm. ID: Andy

---Transmission Initiated---

Apparently these aliens have access to our communications. Switch to the secondary secure channel for now, whilst I have people questioned.

-Your boss

---Transmission Terminated--

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[fpsdoug]

To: All Concerned
From: Bruce Scott

The case of this Nomad was different. My curiousity got the better of me when he came into system and as I got to understand it and began talking to it seemed rather nice. Many a time when we were traveling it saved my life. In return I kept it from your prying clutches that tried to snatch it back from me. In return it helped defeat a Hogosha and your gunboat.

Hopefully this has been cleared up, as long as I stay away from Envy (the Nomad in question) I feel safe.

End Transmission...

[Derkylos]

--Transmission to: More Alien Things Trying to Invade Bretonia--
--ID: Lieutenant Commander Aldwyn, S.--

So...you managed to destroy an enemy of the state, a fellow alien thingy and an Ensign's ship...for the loss of a gunboat? And we're supposed to do what? Very droll, sir.

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[bluntpencil2001]

To: BPA
Comm. ID: Admiral Andrew Stuart

---Transmission Initiated---

It appears that one of your Constables has somehow gotten access to the Admiralty's communications.

Cease and desist.

-Sir Andrew Stuart

---Transmission Terminated---

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[Seth Karlo]

[Hack initiated.]
[Hack fail.]
[Re-trying...please wait.
[Hack succesful. Opening channel]

Right, I'll make this quick and simple. The Bretonians are mine for killing, not yours. Attack again and you'll find me and my crew at the front lines, ready to blow you sods to hell.

I'll meet you there when I die, but god only knows when that'll be...if ever...

Salazar.
[Transmission disconnected]
[Trace fail]
[Source unknown]

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Signature by Sleipnir.

[Das Wilde Wesen]

**2 Fall, Many to come**

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