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[Lemon]

ID: Fruit IFF: Lemon
Recruitment:ICQ Only
History:
Lemon is a cringe person who is known for her awkward and uncomfortable behavior. She has a tendency to say and do things that are socially inappropriate, which often results in others feeling uncomfortable or embarrassed. Lemon is known for her lack of self-awareness and her inability to read social cues, which makes it difficult for her to connect with others on a meaningful level. Despite her cringe-worthy behavior, Lemon is generally a well-meaning person who simply struggles with social interaction.

Goals:

• To be the zestiest faction in the galaxy!
  
• To squeeze out all other factions and establish our dominance!
  
• To peel away the competition and become the most fruitful faction in the game!
  
• To make lemonade out of any challenges that come our way!
  
• To juice up our resources and expand our influence across the galaxy!
  
• To leave a sour taste in the mouths of our enemies!
  
• To always stay fresh and never let our flavor go stale!
  
• To be the main ingredient in every successful mission!
  
• To shine brighter than any other faction, like a freshly polished lemon!
  
• To make a lemon-tastic impact on the Discovery Freelancer universe!

[Nika]

It's almost based but the black background really kills it.

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Peace, being the distant dream it is, comes inevitably, and goes hand in hand with justice.
Cursed be the war.

Heroes never die! @Vitoniz30 @Connor

[Corile]

what's with these awful flood threads recently

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Reflections on the Revolution in Gallia
Custodi // High City of Heraklion // The Cult of Archangels
Log Filter // Post Creator // Manhattan

[Darius]

The History Channel is a paramount example of fake news.

History is a consensus of empirical fact, not speculative fiction. History is heritage, conquest, victories, defeats, culture and conflict.

Not fucking teledrama and antique bargain wars.

We are living in a misinformation crisis, and the dissemination of fake or altered facts is becoming worse by the day.

Tired of the History Channel compromising the integrity of fact for profit.

All this bullshit about “Super-Germany” during WW2, it’s disgusting. Sweeping the holocaust and war crimes under the rug, shows like “Ancient Aliens” suck fascist dick by suggesting the worlds most well known hate group was “ahead of its time”. The Nazis were an abomination, a group worthy of all manner of condemnation and hate. They were technologically sophisticated, but ineffective. The V2 Rocket, Jet fighters, and other developments were impressive, but for every sound feat of engineering, there were hundreds of senseless and outright ridiculous contraptions. Curved barrel rifles, manned bombs, sun guns, all of which were either useless or impractical. And they weren’t ‘close’ to building the Atom bomb either. Heisenberg deliberately sabotaged his own work, set fire to his lab, and delayed the Nazi’s nuclear efforts. Stop glorifying that shit.

And when they’re not defacing cultural heritage, or invalidating ethnicities(Because /clearly/ insert race here couldn’t have done X without “help”!), they shove pseudo-informative reality tv down our throats. Pawn Stars, Ax Men, Forged in Fire; Entertaining, sure, but where’s the history? Ad-break trivia ain’t gonna cut it. Swamp People is a gold mine; Watch as a bunch of barely intelligible folks blast giant lizards for an hour.

And while we’re on the subject of tedium, When’s the next season of Oak Island? I just can’t wait to see two white dudes drop another two million into a goddamn hole in the ground. Speaking of boring white dudes, how about American Pickers? Lean back, relax, and watch as the dynamic duo harass senile hoarders into peddling off their memories.

Thank God some documentaries and info shows slip through the cracks. “America: The Story of Us” looks decent.

Travel Channel is just as bad, with all of the bullshit paranormal programs they put on. We spend half an hour watching grown adults jump at static and fucking shadows. Grow up.

In fact, all the ghost shows need to fuck off. People don’t want to see a bunch of idiots bark into a glorified radio for half an hour. They want to see /blood/, and /gore/, and /maiming/. Your viewers aren’t looking for proof of the afterlife! They’re watching, waiting for the episode where an 8’2 inbred (possibly from Swamp People) maniac bursts through the wall with a goddamn chainsaw! Honestly, if they want to up the ratings, set up ghost hunter prank shows, where paranormal investigators get fucked with for an hour. Squeak a rubber ducky and watch them shit themselves. Chase them with a chainsaw. At least make this shit interesting for /somebody/.

Jokes aside, I feel that the upsurge of this shit is the existential discontent we have. Desperate for a higher power or a force greater than ourselves, we plead with nature to allow the fairytale to come true, hope that there is some magic left in this smog filled world. Because if there is just a shred of pixie dust, perhaps we can ignore the smoke in our lungs and the lies in our ears. No change in human history, was made by waiting for the mothership. Be the change. Speak the truth. And maybe, just maybe, one day being human will be something to be proud of.

[Arnold]

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiration from the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have accrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wish you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and its repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebeian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

[L1ght]

How much for a kg of Lemons?

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[Emperor Tekagi]

Official broadcast from Kōkyo, Imperial district, New Tokyo system, House Kusari.

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The noble house of Kusari strongly opposes any puny, superficial faction. Be it #ZonerFaction42391, another Lemon or the usual Darius activity, the Empire of Kusari will wage war on them ingame, on forums, in their closets and in their very dreams. We will not accept surrender, we will not make any prisoners.

天皇陛下万歳!

Governor Tekagi

[Jeuge]

HOLY FREAKIN SHOOT IS THAT A MOTHERFREAKING AMONG US REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1 ! AMONG US IS THE BEST FUCKING GAME IS SO SUSSSSS COME TO MEDBAY AND WATCH ME SCAN WHY IS NO ONE FIXING O2 OH YOUR CREWMATE? NAME EVERY TASK Where Any sus! Where! Where! Any sus! Where! Any sus! Any sus ! Where!Where!Where! Any sus!Where!Any sus Where! Where! Where!Any sus Any sus ! Where! Where! Any sus! Any sus ! Where! Any sus ! Where! Where! Where!Where! Any sus! Any sus! Where! Where! Where!Any sus!Where! Where! I think it was purple!It wasnt me I was in vents!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Couden]

Here, take Lemon

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[Darius]

われら、天の恵みにより、日本の天皇は、太古より同じ王朝が占有してきた玉座に座り、わが忠誠と勇気のある臣民である諸君に、こう命ずる。

われわれは、アメリカ合衆国および大英帝国に対して宣戦布告する。わが陸海軍の兵士と将校は、戦争遂行に全力を尽くすものとする。わが国の各部門の公務員は、それぞれの職務を誠実にかつ勤勉に遂行し、全国民は、意思を統一して総力を結集し、わが戦争の目的達成のために何らの誤謬も生じないようにしなければならない。

東アジアの安定を図り、世界の平和に貢献することは、わが国の偉大な皇祖（明治天皇）およびその次の皇祖（大正天皇）が策定し、われわれが常に心に留めている先見の明のある方針である。諸国民の友好を深め、諸国民とともに栄えることは、わが国の外交の基本方針である。我が帝国が米英と剣を交えることになったのは、誠にやむを得ないことであり、我が国の意向とはかけ離れたものであった。中国がわが帝国の真意を理解せず、無謀にも問題を起こし、東アジアの平和を乱し、わが帝国に武器を持たせてから4年余り。日本が隣国として交流・協力してきた中国には国民政府が再興されましたが、中京に存続する政権は、米英の保護を受けながら、依然として恫喝的な抵抗を続けています。米英両国は、東洋を支配しようとする過大な野心を実現するために、中興政権を支援し、東アジアの騒乱を激化させたのである。さらに、この二大国は、他国を誘導して、わが帝国のあらゆる方面で、わが国に挑戦するための軍事的準備を強化した。彼らは、あらゆる手段でわが国の平和的通商を妨害し、ついには経済関係の直接の断絶に踏み切り、わが帝国の存立を重大に脅かしました。我らは辛抱強く待ち、長い間耐え忍び、我らが政府が平和的に状況を回復することを望んだ。しかし、わが国の敵は、和解の精神を少しも示すことなく、和解を不当に遅らせ、その間に、わが帝国を服従させるために、経済的・政治的圧力を強めてきたのです。このような事態を放置しておくと、東アジアの安定のためのわが帝国の長年の努力を無にするばかりでなく、わが国の存立そのものを危うくすることになります。我が帝国は、その存立と自衛のため、武力に訴え、あらゆる障害を粉砕する以外にないのである。

我らが祖先の遺した仕事が遂行され、悪の根源が速やかに根絶され、東アジアに恒久の平和が確立され、それによって我らが帝国の栄光が守られることを確信し、天から我らを守る皇祖の神聖な霊に頼り、我らが臣民の忠誠と勇気に期待するものである。

その証として、神武天皇の即位から2,602年目に当たる正和15年12月7日、東京の皇居において、ここに手を合わせ、大日本帝国の大璽を捺印する。