To the Xeno Alliance High Command

[Coin]

Dear Sirs,

can you confirm that the D in Milford Station stands for 'Die"?

thanks in advance

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A Day in the Life of an NPC | Coin | The Journal of Caius Oakley | Build Your Dream Boat

[Reeves]

Deez

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[SeaFalcon]

Sule approved

[Nekrotalis]

Did you know that you can't write Milford without Milf?

I think this tells us a lot about Cobra...

[Petitioner]

dear milfs of milford, i require five trillion exotic entertainers delivered to shrigma-69 at earliest convenience

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Recruitment | Task Force Prometheus | ICN FIRESTORM

[Nodoka Hanamura]

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Origin: VALRAVN CITADEL, INVERNESS SYSTEM, AUXESIAN SPACE | LOCATION NN-GUID HASH OK
Sender: 'FIREBRAND', LIEUTENANT TASKFORPROMETHEUS | SENDER NN-GUID HASH OK
Recipients: COBRA, XENO ALLIANCE ; CC - ALL VALID NN USERSR| RECIPIENT NN-GUID HASH OK
Encryption: NONE | UNENCRYPTED SHITPOSTING
Format: Text
Subject: MILFordie Station

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Oi. Cobra.

I have one question for you guys, and one question only.

How many Xeno fucks can you fit in an off?

Libera Te Ex Infernis.

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[Nekrotalis]

Incoming transmission . . .
Encryption pattern: [H3-M4CH-4TU5] . . .
Starting decryption process . . .
"Rinkhals" detected . . .
Recipient: Technofetishist goon
Subject: The fuck is that interface
Displaying message . . .

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Tsk, it's a funny question coming from someone who's affiliated with people that can't even stand to die with honour and run like cowards.

So do tell me who many of you does it take to fill a massgrave? If you don't know, I'll help you figure it out.

"Nec plura arcana"

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Transmission terminated . . .

[Reeves]

I don't understand this reference

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[Geno]

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⋔ From: Elite #38334123691

⋔ To: Covenant Uplink

⋔ Location: HIGH CHARITY

⋔ Subject: Do you do foot massages, Cobra?

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AAAAWUBADAUGH

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[Nodoka Hanamura]

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Origin: VALRAVN CITADEL, INVERNESS SYSTEM, AUXESIAN SPACE | LOCATION NN-GUID HASH OK
Sender: 'FIREBRAND', LIEUTENANT TASKFORPROMETHEUS | SENDER NN-GUID HASH OK
Recipients: RINKHALS, XENO ALLIANCE ; CC - ALL VALID NN USERS| RECIPIENT NN-GUID HASH OK
Encryption: NONE | UNENCRYPTED SHITPOSTING
Format: Text
Subject: MILFordie Station

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Lady Wrinkles.

Knock knock.

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// I am turning this into a (inRP) TFP-XA Trailer Park Boys-themed shitflinging thread, I have no brakes

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