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05-12-2009, 05:16 AM,

Greetings, my friends, welcome to the tour of New York system. Join us in our armoured trans and let's go!

So we undock! A world full of abilities await us! Notice that lawful idling near newark, oh yes, take pictures, but save space, we have more to come!

See how that millitary Ided bretonia train full of cardi docked on Manhattan? Oh, you didn't get a picture? Don't worry! We will encounter more of those many times!

Let's take the lane, shall we?! Whoo! Fast! op! Too early, let's pay the pirate two million before he shoots us! Hurry hurry!

Let's go further to West point! Take pictures of this wonderful LNS ship, notice how the captain lols, its the sign of friendlyness! "Ohai m8 ^.^"

Let's move on to the Cali gate! Don't forget to pay the corsair gunboat two million! He came a long way here to do this, check out his Hacker ID, he must be a wizz at computers, eh!?

See how the cali jumpgate attracts many unlawfuls! Woo, what a mess, oxygen, food rations, all you need. Grab a souvenere! Just don't forget to pay the junker salvager 2 million! We just made him lose an adv train. Oh my!

Let's go back, we have so many interesting things to show you. Oh look, the corsair gunboat caught the trader, poor guy, everyone wave and take pictures! Oh, too late, he died. Notice the ammount of swear words comming from him, he must have been navy at some point!

Let's take the lane to the battleship, ignore the rogue and outcast dessies shooting two liberators there, im sure they had reasons! Wave to the dessies! Hello!

See that IMG battlecruiser just passed us? Remember him? Oh, that's the trader, ohhhh, that corsair will be so pissed!

Oh look, we are asked whats the fastest route! The hell i know, or else i wouldn't be doing this. Oh hello bounty hunter bunboat! 3 missiles I see, oh he must be hunting! Go get him tiger!

Let's move on to fort bush! Don't forget to pay the outcast falcata 2 million, my friends!

Here we are! Don't mind that order cruiser docking on the shipyard, he needs to go afk!

Notice how those 5 traders hauling cardi from colorado just passed by, oh, no, wait, they were just killed by some outcast for not paying.

Let's go on to rochester! Mind your heads, people! See how that liberty battlecruiser fits well in the scenery above this junker station? Watch how he shoots those junker npcs with skill and grace. What's that? Protecting the junkers from smuglers? Good man!

Now as we near the end of our tour, remember that this is only a few small things you shall see in New York.

Oh, look, a Xeno taged rheinlander. Must be a recruit! Oh look he is comming closer for you all to take pictures of him.

eh? Engagange wha.....

Boss · 05-12-2009, 05:21 AM,

Oh, look, children! An exceedingly rare Hogosha Mercenary! Quick, before it's euthanized by the LPI!

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I (sadly) must agree with this...

Zealot Wrote:Just go play the game and have fun dammit.

Treewyrm Wrote:all in all the conclusion is that disco doesn't need antagonist factions, it doesn't need phantoms, it doesn't need nomads, it doesn't need coalition and it doesn't need many other things, no AIs, the game is hijacked by morons to confuse the game with their dickwaving generic competition games mixed up with troll-of-the-day.

spec · 05-12-2009, 05:26 AM,

Oh look, Xenos inbound... Just run like hell....

ps: Any yeehaaw's coming ?

<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Spec - Independent Trader</span>
Small Transport - Hauling without earning

Current Status: Inactive - Too Much Work and Travel

centauri5pirate · 05-12-2009, 05:40 AM,

COMM ID: XA-DESERT MOJAVE

Message commencing.......

Yeehaw.

......End message

You ask me why Im weary, why I cant speak to you.
You blame me for my silence, say Its time I changed and grew.
But the war's still going on dear, and theres no end that I know...
And I cant say if were ever...
I cant say if were ever gonna be free.

hack · (This post was last modified: 05-12-2009, 05:42 AM by hack.)

You hit the nail on the head.....I feel your pain, I really do. Sadly, half of the people listed there feel they have the god given right to be there.

Formerly known as LPI Police Chief Hull O'Brien.
Creator of Sgt. V. Price, 207th Precinct out of Chula Vista Station

Witch Hunter · 05-12-2009, 05:46 AM,

I really don't spend enough time in New York. I feel so lame. Me and my OORP sightseeing lackingness... Well, there was that Merc ID'd Junker Guard IFF'd Orca that one time...

tazuras · 05-12-2009, 06:08 AM,

Can I give this tour with my angel character?

05-12-2009, 06:17 AM,

Indeed you can. Saw in the latest "omg ny oorp" thread "can i get a tour of this"

Wolfs Ghost · 05-12-2009, 06:24 AM,

Honestly, I feel the pain. But I couldn't stop laughing because almost all of it is true.

spec · 05-12-2009, 06:36 AM,

' Wrote:COMM ID: XA-DESERT MOJAVE

Message commencing.......

Yeehaw.

......End message

Well at least the Xenos are good at RP, esp the XA guys...

And you lot.. stop hammering my LSF char with those shield busters... I'm weak at pvp...

<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Spec - Independent Trader</span>
Small Transport - Hauling without earning

Current Status: Inactive - Too Much Work and Travel

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