TO: Bristol Constructions & Manufacturing | FROM: Feral Genderfucked Investment Portf

[Amba]

User ID: xxxx ERR307:INVALIDID

Target ID:xx. Bristol Constructions & Manufacturing

Subject:xxxx Big Iron

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Dearest Bristol,

Hiii oh my gosh hiii~ Yeah, it's us again! We've just finished getting everybody set up in their new digs, nice and roomy! Plus the 'yard nerds are almost ready to start putting stuff together in that new drydock. Much 'ppreciated once again!

Alright so here's the deal this time. We know you guys build this pretty tough transport, the Bulwark, yeah? It's a tough nut to crack, trust us, we've had to do it a couplea times! Especially when they actually put that docking bay to good use, yeesh...

So basically, we're impressed! Sometimes some of the girls go out to spread the joy of fresh warez to dangerous places and try to bring some valuable stuff back. We got some frigates for that kinda job, but a Bulwark sounds like it'd really hit the spot.

Now ya probably don't wanna just sell to Liberty's "financial terrorists". So allow me to introduce ya to one of our favorite tricks! It's called 17 nested holding companies spread across all corners of Sirius! The face of which is a freelance shipping company called Lancaster Freight based off of Yuma. And their COO would really like to buy one of your fantastic ships!..once I pull a name for him outta my backside and finish this paperwork.

Anyway I'm probably getting ahead of myself. Let us know if you'd be down, lay down ya terms, prices, etc etc, you know the deal. Peace!

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[Bristol Constructions]

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User ID: Blake, Esme
Recipient: ERR307:INVALIDID
Subject: Big Iron
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Chloe,

Why is it that I had a feeling you’d reach out to me one of these days. We’d be happy to sell one of our Bulwarks to this Lancaster Freight corporation, of course, even if the Crayterians aren’t quite as happy as we’d otherwise want they’re just a bunch of Freelancers for that group, and of course if that ship eventually finds its way into your hands, well…accidents happen and, really, I think no corporation can take on the blame of what happens with their ships after they get sold.

Just don’t be too cheeky with the names of those seventeen nested companies, alright? Have it be a little believable.

You should know though that we’re going to quote the normal price of 15.000.000 cr to this Lancaster Freight, by the way.

I look forward to hearing from the Crayterian sock puppet.

V/R
BLAKE, ESME
CHIEF OF OPERATIONS, BRISTOL CONSTRUCTIONS & MANUFACTURING
CO -BCV-SAGGIATORE (IND-BRI00033-K834)

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[Amba]

User ID: xxxx ERR307:INVALIDID

Target ID:xx. Bristol Constructions & Manufacturing

Subject:xxxx Big Iron

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Don't you worry, we have this massive dataset of the most boring corpo names ever trained on real corporate registers. We can just have it spit something out. With the amount of puppets we gotta make we'd go cray-cray if we didn't automate this shit at least a lil' bit.

15 mil is all good with us. And if ya need help sourcing parts the Makerspace has ya covered too. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go and polish my corporatese...

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