(07-31-2025, 01:29 AM)Nodoka Hanamura Wrote: Pardon my french here, but what in the upright fuck are squeloms? I keep hearing them mentioned every now and again.
FARMERS SINGING THE BLUES: STUTTGART -- Independent farmers on Stuttgart have been sending complaints to New Berlin again. This time it's not about swine or squeloms, but blue jillies. The native Stuttgart flower has had yet another bad growing season. The farmers contend that the culprit is the Synth Foods sponsored CO2 enhancement project that began three decades ago. Synth Foods was not available for comment.
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RHEINBIER
Brewed from roasted Stuttgart malts and squelom extracts, Rheinbier gains its distinct aroma through the cold fermenting process that is specific to the breweries of Rheinland. Its signature pitch black color and toasted flavour is acquired due to the selection of only the darkest of malts for the brewing process.