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Information Wants To Be Free
Recipient: Sara Tanaka Sender: BlueHat Subject: HELP PRINCE LOUIS VALOIS-ANJOU LXIX
Good Afternoon Kindest Sir,
My name is Prince Louis Valois-Anjou LXIX, rightful heir to the Gallic throne, and I am contacting you because I need your help. My vast fortune of 200.000.000.000 Francs was illegally confiscated by this new Gallic government, for I was not able to retrieve before going into hiding on Planet Miura. I need your help in retrieving this fortune, for I am currently destitute and living off of selling the organs from my waning retinue. I have contacted this Hacker, for they are the few capable of orchestrating this discretely.
Please send 2.000.000 cr to the account BlueHat, so they may pay for the legal fees in unfreezing this fortune and saving it from the hell that has become Gallia.
¤ ENCRYPTION »»❄❄⚝❄❄ ¤ RECIPIENT »»BlueHat ¤ SENDER »»Sara 冴咲 Tanaka ¤ LOCATION »»Nebula Technologies ® Pennsylvania ¤ SUBJECT »»RE: Help Prince Louis Valois-Anjou LXIX
- Activating Nebula Neural Network - NNN Encryption Protocol. - Greetings BlueHat of the Lane Hackers,
First of all, I am not a Sir. My name is Sara Tanaka, and it's very clear from the name that I am a female. I would like to thank you for contacting us, but as it seems, you are contacting the wrong person. This is the mailbox of Nebula Technologies, which is a high-tech developer and manufacturer.
We are not any kind of asylum office or a bank, so we cannot give you any kind of political or financial support. Please try contacting the asylum or the financial office of the Liberty Government, and they will check what they can do to help you if they can.
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Information Wants To Be Free
Recipient: Sara Tanaka Sender: BlueHat Subject: HELP PRINCE LOUIS VALOIS-ANJOU LXIX
Well, see, that’s just real friggin rude for the good ol Prince Louis Valois-Anjou LXIX. He’s on Miura, that little dustball in the Sigmas, not out there sippin Denver martinis while cutting Liberty plant workers for the fifteenth time this month! Why would the lil guy ever want to talk out with that gov anyways? It’s not like they’d be willing to make good with the guy, especially considering that whole distance deal. Kusari’s more likely to string the guy up for warcrimes his DAD committed, same with Bretonians. You think you could cut a guy for the faults there, but I don’t think they’d see it the same way.
He wrote things out, gave me a list, and I delivered. Honestly, if you don’t want a slice of a cool 200 billion, that’s YOUR business. Some people just don’t like money, I get it, and this thing’s pretty hot as it is. Don’t want your lil installation getting into worse times, especially when yall are busy getting shot at by Rogues.
But hey, while I have you, could I interest you in some neat gold that’s always oh-so-hard to get? Fresh and clean, too, doesn’t even have the stupid Bret tax marks on it. Three thousand units of the stuff could be yours real, real easy yknow, just gotta pay a solid mil for the delivery.
¤ ENCRYPTION »»❄❄⚝❄❄ ¤ RECIPIENT »»BlueHat ¤ SENDER »»Sara 冴咲 Tanaka ¤ LOCATION »»Nebula Technologies ® Pennsylvania ¤ SUBJECT »»RE: Help Prince Louis Valois-Anjou LXIX
- Activating Nebula Neural Network - NNN Encryption Protocol. - Greetings BlueHat of the Lane Hackers,
We understand your reasons; it's all your choice, and you can talk to whoever you feel will help you. As for fearing about our "little" installation, and missing a slice off the 200 billion, I would like to inform you that Nebula Technologies is a part of Nebula Enterprises, A very large business of high technology development and manufacture, which is worth more than 200 billion, actually, and we are not interested in your offer, or dealing with Lane Hackers. Good luck finding someone who can help you.
I am too busy to continue this conversation. Forgive me,