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[Colony News Service]

G-Klu greets a packed stadium

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G-Klu announces retirement tour

MANHATTEN - After a chart-topping career spanning four decades, star singer and musician G-Klu is hanging up their cape and visor for retirement. The announcement came with the opening of ticket sales at for the much anticipated Platinum Tour, which sold out within six minutes. Basic tickets went for an eye-watering $11,000, a career-spanning high for the veteran artist. In recent years, G-Klu has been embroiled in controversy following a messy divorce from lifelong partner Zayan Trilpo, a public feud with up-and-coming rival ShoTop, and insensitive comments about Planet Erie. Despite this, loyal fa;;;;ERR YOU'RE BEING LIED TO. CONFLICT IS BEING MANUFACTURED ON FALSE PRETENSES. CORPORATIONS PULL YOUR STRINGS. A TRANSMISSION IS COMING THAT WILL OPEN YOUR EYES. A TECHNOLOGICAL DYNASTY WILL FALL THE HOUSES CANNOT STOP WHAT IS COMING. THE TRUTH WILL BE FREE. PREPARE TO RECIEVE DATA. 7 DAYS. ERR;;;;promises to be a memorable show, full of the flamboyance and bombast that G-Klu is known for. If you're not lucky enough to have secured one of those precious stadium tickets, you can join the rest of the CNS crew in watching the live show on LIBERTY-ONE pay-per-view.

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22 Feb 836 | 18:32 UTC

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22 Feb 836 | 20:02 UTC

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22 Feb 836 | 20:14 UTC

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23 Feb 836 | 19:10 UTC

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