- Gooood morning New York!
- Hey, this is not a test! This is rock n' roll!
- Time to rock it from the Badlands to the main routes! *** END OF TRANSMISSION ***
Dialogue between Universal Shipping rep. Paul Mercer and Trashcanman: Mercer: - And where you do imagine you're going? Trashcanman: - I'm going to get something to eat. Mercer: - You ain't got time. You'll stay in your ship and drink instant beverages or something. We promised our customers the cargo by 4:00 PM! Trashcanman: - I've been on the road for four hours. I'm a little hungry. Mercer: - That's a joke right? I get it. Trashcanman: - No. I'm actually hungry Mercer: - Well I'm actually giving you an order. Trashcanman: - Oh it's an order. In that case gentlemen. Let's do some tradin'!
Hello there fellow citizen, I'm Trashcanman and you'll be seein' me along the tradelanes. Just wanted to do an introduction for ye all. I'f ya see me, give me a shout, I'm more than willin' to help ya out if ya need anythin'.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Can you do some heavy Cardamine transporting into Liberty? You're the man! Profits are high enough to cover the costs.
Welcome,
Nightfall.
If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God? - from 'Nightfall' by I. Asimov The Outcasts consider Siniestre Nube a sacred place for several reasons. Early explorers discovered a jumphole within the depths of the cloud that leads to a strange world of ringed stars and strange craft. All ships in the burrial ground are placed facing that hole to honor the Alien Spirits. - An Outcast rumor
I'm an honest, hard workin' trucker. I do tradin' an' nuthin' else. I might do a little sumthin' on the side every once in a while, but you shouldn't expect me ta.
I'll be happy ta help any new truckers out settin' up a good route. I won't charge nuthin' but I might call in a favor later on.
Need a load hauled somewhere? Give me a holler!
I have a requests tho'.
I'm gettin' hit pretty hard out there on the lanes, so anyone could point me in the direction of a bribe or two it might be worth yer while. Once again, give me a holler if ya see me.
Trash old man, wouldn't bandy the gloryhole thing about to much, not the sort of reputation a half decent
trader needs round here, let alone one just starting out on this dangerous road.
Ah well each to his own I suppose ... Welcome to the seedier side, careful with that load ...
Hoodlum
Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."
Breaker Breaker Trashcanman, This is [IND]CaboverPete commin at yer, come back. See yer in the lanes good buddy, and don't let them pirates and bears get ya down.