**IncomingTransmission**
**SenderID** Grand Admiral Verginix
A message Flicks on the Screen of all Lawful ships
Greetings people of Sirius! I, If you Do not Know me allready, am the Helghast Commander Verginix. Just recently today, a ship was launched deep, in the uncharted system of Helghan. This ship, will be the ultimate destroyed for you and your society as you know it.
For many years now, the Helghast have strifed to cause as much damage to the weakling humans of this sector, after being corrupted by the atmosphere of our homeworld. We look at you as inferior and that is how it will always be.
Now, you have a choice, JOIN US and take control of your panetary Governors and save your sevles! IF you take this way out, the Helghast representatives can administar all who are loyal with a way of becoming and joining the Helghast race! If you chose to remain loyal to the scum you call the government, The Planet Killer will be making a vist, and when we attack you planet, the Forward cannons will release a toxin into your atmosphere and you will become us, altought, it will be alot more painful and you will suffer you the rest of your life.
Now, I'm going to show you some stats, back when we tested the first version of the weapon on a small Island to the north of Cambridge, the people of SiN Tech, sent in a cure. This 'cure' prented anymore deaths from the Corrupting effects of the weapon, and Thanks to you SiN Tech, now, instead of people dying from our attacks, they will survive, and the weapon will tarnsfrom ANYONE, who hhas been administered with the 'cure' into Helghast. Upon the weapons impact on a planet, the Whole planet is transform, taking on a climate that mimics that of our homeworld, Helghan, and is unsuitable to human life.
So join us know, and prevent the suffering. For we are the way to power.
Going to be a long haul this patrol rotation. Should have taken leave instead of the promotion.
...click...transmit broad frequencies....
To:Helghast and HF
From:Cmdr. RedBear of the LNS-RedBear (Frigate)
Sirs,
"Nuts!"
My compliments
Cmdr. RedBear
P.S. need to place that statement in context. That was the response of the U.S. General of the 82nd Airborne Division surrounded by Nazis (Bastogne, France) when they asked for his surrender in 1945, WW II.
Good thing there's not a lot of people about on Minor, eh? I'm sure you SA boys can either kick their deluded butts back to Helghaland, or hunker down for the show if need be.
I see this as nothing more than chest-puffing. They're probably afraid this "planetkiller" will be a collossal dud. Otherwise they would have been yammering about hitting some planet of signifigance.
And if they do even dream of letting their little germs loose around population, we may have a little surprise for them in return.
Regards,
Pops
*ooc: this bloody Shamus just won't go away, will he. slight oops.. disregard. "Pops".
"Tell yourselves that if it helps you...but this is not 'Chest Puffing' it is a warning to all those who stand beside Liberty...Beware the Planet Killer..."
Message to: Grand Fruitcake Verginix
Comm ID: Malaclypse
Hey, Quint!
How's it hangin'?
Say, you know that strange "fishie" i caught, and sent over to CRI for studying?
Well, it seems they had acquired a sample of your "witch's soup", and tested some on "Scrubby".
He loved it!
We were wondering if it would be alright with you if we transplanted a load or two over to CA Minor and dumped them in the atmosphere, just as a test. You, know, just to see which gets transformed into a.. whatever it is you are, or which gets eaten and pooped out as nice O2 and greenhouse gases.
Oh, and could you please bring lots? Scrubby is clamoring for more, and the word seems to have gotten around to his siblings,
We'll have to check with mally-poos and Dis, but:-
Since the =BSG= are currently defending California minor, we see no reason for any and all [ELF] vessels NOT to assist in the defence of California minor.
You don't like it?
Then, to quote our adorable primate leader, Mally-poos...
Tough, talk to someone who cares.
**OOC**
If this takes places ingame, you damn well better give us all a date and time, otherwise theres gonna be problems.
Folk, I can't really tell your Pineals how to parade on this one..
As your loyalties faction-wise are all over the map, I suggest you consult your HUDs on the matter as well.
(Or smack the damn thing real hard until it learns to sniff Junker 'n HF butt..)
Yeah, Catch, your bicameralness, here we are planning to give life to lifeless planets, and these yayhoos are trying to mutate what life does exist.
Helghast! Justify this nastiness in 25 words or less (..that's about max for a sputtering Helghast, I'd reckon). Submit to your Headmaster, and he'll determine if it deserves a good caning or not.
Malaclypse for the ELF,
loadin' the pies.. just hope the Scrubbies don't eat them too.
ooc: Aye, either tomorrow, or Later in the week. The attack on california Minor is only a test, the real, climactic battle type thing will take place at a later time and place, once we have gathered the fleet.
IC:
"This is a Message to all Pirates, terrorists Freedom fighters and general unlawfuls! This, undertaking, is the start of a Great crusade for the Helghast. Now, If you join assist us in the attack, you will eb rewarded with more power then you could imagine! I need more people to assist!