today I was returning to Planet New Tokyo after finishing an escort job. in NT orbit was floating a Kusari destryer called Ame-Chan's Yacht or something. I raised an eyebrow to it, but didn't mind it much.
untill 'it' spoke.
I had NO clue what she/it was blabbering about. but it wasn't friendly. it called me a Cabbage, whatever the hell that is. then it continued to make 'meow' like sounds.
if that wasn't weird enough, she accused me of sexual harassement. now, <strike>I may have done things with underage girls</strike> I am a decent guy. I did NOT hump some crazy Kusari ho.
to make things even weirder more, it dicided to question my parentage. it went as far as to forge false birth certificates in order to me make her sex slave.
I have seen some weird poo in my days. I have seen Mollys sober, I have seen nomads do the twist in the light of the neutron star. I have even seen Liberty Navy pilots in fighters for god's sake. but this? what the HELL? I mean, c'mon?
also, she/it claimed that Ropongi station was hers, even after the fired a cruise missle at me which impacted on Ropongi when I evaded it.
So, who decided to put some... god knows what in command of a destroyer? I hope this is the first and last time I get sexually harassed by a frisky destroyer ai or captain or whatever the hell that was.
oh yeah, I want 20 million credits compensation for mental damage sustained in this encounter.
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