Children of Sirius, hear this message brought to you from Eris, and heed the advice given within.
As a sign to the disbelievers and unfaithfull, Eris has decided to darken Sirius as a warning not to desecrate the faith in her.
This darkening of Sirius will take place in one Standard Sirius Hours time, and may last for 1 to 2 Standard Sirius Hours, or more.
Eris, being the mercyfull deity she is, has decided that any vessels will be forcefully docked prior to the darkening. Be aware that she might dock you somewhere undesirable, as further proof of her powers.
Therefore it is well advised that you dock the vessel yourself, when the darkening approaches.
That is all for now in the name of Eris. Pray to her, that she will lit up the suns again.
Thanks for the warning, I'll play some TF2 until this all blows over.
*Steals Sandvichs from thread, then leaves*
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.
Safely ensconced in a bar in some hole miles from anywhere enjoying a few beers.......
If Eris doesn't 'zap' me for picking at her grammar ("Pray to her, that she will lit up the suns again." I ask you :unsure:) then I'll probably crash into the nearest planet in a drunken stupor...............