Looking for a Loan

[Ocampo]

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---Sender: Jeff Kinney---
---Subject a Loan---

Greetings my name is Jeff Kinney, I am currently work as a legal representative for a that wishes to rename nameless, for the purpose of confidentiality. My client is requiring a loan for a large purchase. The loan in as followed:

100 million credits - The payment plan for this will be simple, Payments of 25 million will be made each day until 125 million is reached. It is possible that you may receive more than that in a days payment.

The purchase is as followed:

Liberty "Siege" Cruiser

• 1 Light Motor
  
• 2 pluse Cannons
  
• 4 Cerburs turrets
  
• A Cap IV + arrmor upgarde
  
• Reenforced cruise disuptor
  
• Capital Ship Thruster
  

Please consider giving my client a loan.

Respectfully yours,
Jeff Kinney

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[Varok]

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Source: Planet Curacao,Cortez System
Comm ID:Varok
Target:Jeff Kinney
Hello,mr.Jeff Kinney.I have a question about this...How can I be sure I get my money back?

Thank you,I'm waiting an answer!

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[Tomtomrawr]

*** INCOMING TRANSMISSION ***

[font=Agency FB][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF0000]High
ENCRYPTION: None
IDENTIFICATION: Simon Thompson, Freelancer
SOURCE: Planet Denver, Colorado
TARGET: Mr. Jeff Kinney
SUBJECT: Loan

Greetings Mr. Kinney.

I would be happy to provide you with this loan as soon as you need it. But as a precaution I require the following contract be filled in and sent back to me before I send the money.

I, (name here), agree to pay you, Simon Thompson, the sum of (insert amount here) credits by the (insert date here). If not, I agree to the 5% increase in the original 15% interest until I pay the money back.

Signed:
(Insert name here).

I hope you consider me to be the one who loans you this money.

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[Ocampo]

---Incoming Transmission---
---Sender: Jeff Kinney---
---To: Mr. Thompson---

Greetings your offer for the loan has ben accepted. I will fill this contract for my client.

I, (Jeff Kinney), agree to pay you, Simon Thompson, the sum of (125,000,000) credits by the (January 1st 817 A.S). If not, I agree to the 5% increase in the original 15% interest until I pay the money back.

Signed:
(Jeff Kinney).

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