The Guild has welcomed many new members lately. Many more are joining than we are losing due to stuff like death, abduction (in that order) and so on.
Last night a man entered my office. He said 'hello Damian, old bean', walked into my bathroom and took the biggest crap I have ever seen. And I work with Bounty Hunters so I know my crap. After he left me that inhumanly big lump of organic waste, it hit me like a slippery fish: I had no idea who the bugger was.
So, I want to know who you are, what ships you are flying, what underwear you are wearing. The lot. Faillure to comply will result in loss of official Guild toiletpaper and underwear. And you may get into an... accident.
Black/White underwear, and I'm smoking some strong stuff at the moment. I spent a lot of money to buy it and just cant afford to loose Guild toilet paper.
BHG|Core-Millers_Gold, Bullhead CattleBruiser, Captained by Maersk Miller
BHG|Millers_Lite, Bottlenose, Captained by Arnold Miller.
BHG|Moray-Piranha, Moray, flown by Peter Miller.
BHG|22nd-Bang, Sea Serpent, flown by Bang.
Out of bats, Out of bots, Out of torps - Down to harsh language...
If this doesent work, me and my crew will be raiding restocks supply of guild toilet paper, and pulling a apocalypse style rebelllon. Polled the Asgards crew, and that was suggested about 37 times...
-Cay
' Wrote:<span style="font-family:Century Gothic">Violence is Golden</span>
Christopher Haines here, Flying Dad's old Moray, Callsign 'BHG|Moray-Anilidae' ... Oh and, Color of my Underwears is not anyone's business, so mind your own. A'righ?