-----[opening transmission
------bounty target: [*USI*]J.Clark[REC]
Ello dere.. Thar' be a dumb recuit that deserves to drop dead' cause he be' annoyin' and stuffs
Teh' target was uploaded and da' reward is 1.000.000
---end message---
Ain't I'm glad I've intercepted this message. Jeffrey looks up to his screen to see if his visual is working
Oh how rude of me, my name is Jeffrey Adams and I'm a Senior Cadet in the Department of Security within Universal Shipping Incorporated.
Quite a interesting, yet short message you have send across the net mister whoever you are.
Considering your very odd accent you must either be some disturbed Liberty -pirate- or one of the Molly republic. But I very much doubt the second guess as they aren't stepped on their toes as quick as you are.
Typical pirate, they give away a million credits to get somebody killed just because he got annoyed. I hope those people that take these kind of bounties realize this is plain stupid.
I suggest you ignore this bounty completely, any actions against Universal Shipping shall be investigated.
Anyone who is getting involved in this silly mess shall be dealt with.
I thank those who do realize the stupidness of this man and rather take on bounties that could be taken seriously.
Greetings, anonymous dolt. Junior Cadet Tavares here to echo Mr. Adams's sentiment. Consider yourself a dead man, along with any whom view this bounty as something they'd like to partake in.
You have made a grave mistake, and USI will make sure you pay for your lapse in judgment.