OPEN BOUNTY: Maelstrom

[n00bl3t]

Bounty submitted by: Steven Otto IDelmen

Target Name: Maelstrom
Collectable By Whom: Anyone. (However, if I believe the bounty is staged, it will not be paid out.)
Ships Allowed To Collect: Any.
Fee: 1 000 000 credits.
Repeat Times Left: Ten.
Contract Conditions: Kill confirmation via guncam stills. (Time stamp required.)
Area restrictions: None, however it is believed to operate in New York, near Rochester Base.
Target Ship Type: Scylla Destroyer.
Target Ship Armament: Unknown.

Message: My name is Steven Otto IDelmen, not that that's important in this business.

I got money, and you got ships with good guns. Hopefully you got skills as well. You're going to need it.

I want to inflict some severe damage on a big ship, some battleship or destroyer of some sort. It's huge and it's ugly, and it needs to be taken out. That's where you come in.

Now I'll pay you 1 000 000 credits to take it out. That's all you need to know really. This is business, not some sap story and I doubt you care. Get to it and make yourself some credits.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.

[tansytansey]

This is a stern warning.

I will personally see to it that any individual attempting to claim this bounty will be destroyed in the most painful way possible.

As for you, Mister IDelmen, I ever find you, I'll be tying your testicles to a flagpole and hoisting you up to the top.

Posting a bounty on a Pregnant Woman, shame on you.

Eva, out.

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[Osilon]

>CommID: Vixen<

I am agreeing with Eva Jones on this one. One must wonder why such a bounty would be placed...I myself will do all i can to make sure the event of the Maelstrom's destruction does not come to pass...that includes counteracting this bounty where i can. I doubt this bounty will be carried out, by anyone...Eva has too many friends, and too much skill. Consider yourself dead if you try to claim this, people.

Oh, and i had fun hacking your networking systems. Thanks for that.

>Signal Pending<

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A million dollars isn't cool. You know what is cool? A basilisk.

[schlurbi]

Ya'll gotto get thro' me first.
*coughs*

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Nitram]

***INCOMING MESSAGE***
**FROM: Pirate's.Bane***

A chair can be seen and laughter heard. Shortly after a pilot can be seen standing up.
"Ah, that was a good one kiddo. If yer even half serious at least multiply the price by say... 100 times..."
Pilot turns around and starts walking away, to a console.
"Ahahah... That made my da-

***END OF MESSAGE***

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[Hundra]

***Incoming Transmission***
**Somewhere in New York**

Hah, like you'd get any sort of idiot to be risking his life for a million credits to kill a destroyer.

What a waste.

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[aerelm]

[font=agency fb]- Incoming Transmission
[color=#33CC00]- ID: Gullveig
- To: S.O.IDelmen
- Opening Message

One Million Credits fur such a Ship? Nein, zat wouldn't be even worth mein time fur hunting it down!
Multiply ze payment by Ten, und I'll personally look into zis matter, otherwise, I think most of zose who
can read zis transmission are sane enough not to waste time und energy for such a 'Pocket money'.

Callsign "Gullveig"
Aesir Private Security

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- Transmission Complete
- Disconnecting from Channel

[Rodent]

Incoming Transmission
Sender: Diana Hughes, Sylpheed's Rogues
Reciever: Steven Idelman
Message Encryption: Medium
Message Subject: Warning




Ya don't mess with the rogues, or their friends kid. People attemptin' to take this bounty will go up in smoke.




End Transmission

[Bear]

Invis'd at the request of the OP.

Bear

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