The Tonight Show with Jey Lenie!

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*Live band plays as the host of the show arrives onto the set. The crowd cheers on and on*

Jey: Alright alright...*crowd keeps cheering**stands and looks around* Alright PEOPLE I only have one crappy hour to get this done so I can spend the rest of my hours wishing I had not taken the subway down to Denver. *crowd settles*

Jey: Yeah? Didn't you hear? Was it yesterday or sometime Aaron Brown *crowd cheers* Yeah! Aaron Brown said that "1 out of 10 Colorado people are out of work" Serious stuff. But what he didn't tell you as to why!

*Crowd laughs hysterically*

Jey: Bunch of inbred uneducated hillbillies! *crowd continues to laugh* Aaron goes on to say how there isn't enough education. Really? I can tell you went to the same school! *laughs around* Seriously though Colorado is a rough shape. It's why I donated some stuff for the needy. Yes.. *Crowd whistles and cheers* Yes I have a picture me helping someone out.

*crowd laughs*

Jey: What? What is this!? *stands and looks* Tom have you been text messing my mom again?
Tom (Drummer): I just get paid to play the drums and nothing else *makes a face*
Jey: Ah poor people when they look this *points to the hillbilly reference* And get no schooling they become my drummer boy! *crowd stirs with tears of laughter*

Jey: Okey before the break I'll let ya know what's on for tonight. Coming up next what you SHOULD know about what your doctors do when you're sedated. *crowd "hooo's" Right after a stirring politcal debate on banning undomesticated animals...yeah...fun...but finally...if you haven't heard about him you'll sure to hear about him tonight, THE JOKER, will be making his guest appearance! *crowd cheers faithfully with mixed feelings* Right when we come back!

*Band plays*


~30 Minutes later~

Jey: And that's why you don't have wild animals! *crowd increasing their volume of laughter and cheering*
Jey: Alright everyone calm down. Our guest speaker for the night as been in the news recently and for awhile. Pretty much everyone with en badge wants him. Public view him as a evil person yatta yatta but TONIGHT! He is my guest...Joker come on out *crowd silent. *


*suddenly an weird figure approaches the stage from the entry stage right*

Jey: AH!!!
Joker: AHHHH!!!! *crowd begins chuckling then escalates into laughter*

Jey: JOKER you scared me!
Joker: OH...I'm sorry...sorry..I am I am sorry!
Jey: Well geeze man .....you're a man are you not?
Joker: I was born to what I am but doesn't mean I cannot be "Who," I want.
Jey: That explains the makeup?
Joker: *sighs* Jey makeup is good to make me feel all womanly inside.
Jey: *stares at crowd as they chuckle* Okey...lets get down to the gritty part. You're a criminal that has killed many people. IS all the things I have been reading true?
Joker: Yerp...all of it. Even the part where I spent most my life on the corner!
Jey: Wow...that sounds like a full time profession! I gotta ask...do you get ...many um partners? Let me rephrase that. Do you go on many dates?
Joker: Yes actually...
Jey: Really!?
Joker: Yep you'd actually be surprised.
Jey: I know you've told us about it, for those who have already read your book "How to date an anarchist clown." *crowd just eat it up*
Joker: OH yes yes! New Yorks best seller!
Jey: Aha great well now that you've gotten an successful career as a terrorist murders what is your next step?
Joker: Well Jey I am an easy going person ya know I like beach houses and taking care of my doggies. I think next step for me is to try out for Liberty Idol! *crowd cheers*
Jey: You can sing!?
Joker: Yes Jey I can do many things *licks lips*
Jey: NONE of which my viewers nor I want to see! Well I hope it works out for you you've been a great inspiration and you donate to charities and you help the minority get out their make up and innocently hurt people! *crowd laughs*
Joker: OH it was a pleasure being on your show Jey you're such the doll! Come on come on give Joker en hug!
Jey: HA! Alright thank you for coming *shake hands and hug then Jey turns to the crowd* The Joker everyone! *Cheers and clapping* That is it Good night tomorrow we'll be looking for for the conspiracy about the government with Jeremy Hunter! Take care! *waves off and continues talking with the man in the clown suit*

*band plays in the background*
*end of the show*

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