The *Insert number here* Golden Rules of Disco

[Durandal]

These are the <strike>Ten</strike> Golden Rules of discovery, as widely accepted by the community. Anyone who does not adhere to these will instantly be considered an outcast of the community, unless they have boobs, in which case their opinion doesn't matter because everyone will be too busy caring that they have said boobs.

# 1: ANY attempt to change things, including but not limited to; The Rules, tech usage, SRPs, factions, etc. will be met with immediate and unconditional trolling from senior members.

# 2: NEVER question the rules, no matter how stupid or redundant they may seem. Swearing is NOT permitted in any context, and proper justice will be exacted if a report is filed over saying the word piss next to a person
with sensitive ears.

# 3: ALL non vanilla factions are elitist, including but not limited to the Phantoms, [RoS], [HF], and SCRA|

# 4: If you fly a capital ship, you are undoubtably a "lolwut", "pvp whore", and so on and so forth. The community will make every effort to prevent your purchase of a capital ship, and tease you relentlessly until proven you can use it properly.

# 5: Making a non vanilla faction will get you nowhere without the proper ties first. Do not even try. You will fail.

# 6: IDs are a useful ingame tool for metagaming.

ie; freelancer IFF'd transport with a smuggler ID is a smuggler, because one would totally walk around wearing a T-shirt that says "I sell drugs!"

# 7: PvP is not roleplay. Anyone who's good at PvP deserves a sanction and should have all of their tech taken away. For the sake of not having to list names, factions include Reavers, [RoS], SCRA|, and [LN]

# 8: Anyone who favors roleplay over PvP is in favor of more restrictions against people who can PvP, and the world would be better off without these people who care instead of being indifferent about everything 24/7 and blowing things up. Funny how this ties into #7. The other side is always the one to blame.

# 9: The [HF] are Lane Hackers, the =CR= are <strike>IMG</strike> BSG, and the [RoS] are Outcasts, since somehow it's convenient to judge these factions by IFF rather than ID. Funny how this one works in relation to #6, isn't it?

# 10: Leave Liberty if you want to be happy. Don't try to fix the problem, just turn a blind eye and look down upon people. It's easier.

[Niverlare]

Well played Justin, well played.

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[Primitive]

Is this a rant about HF being called hackers again ? If so just stop using the IFF ?

# 3: ALL non vanilla factions are elitist, including but not limited to the Phantoms, [RoS], [HF], and SCRA|

Only Phantoms and RoS but in a good way.

[Charo]

#11 Joining earlier then someone automatically makes you better

#12 Anyone with a post lower then 2K is to be considered a 'lolwut'

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[Durandal]

Is this a rant about HF being called hackers again ? If so just stop using the IFF ?

Nah, it's a collection of unbiased observations I've made to help newbies along in my time here. Are you trying to debate the truth behind my statement?

Anyway this might actually be useful if pinned. It's a bit dry and sarcastic, but I think it gets the point across well enough.

[Loken]

unbiased

:mellow:

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[Durandal]

I accidentally forgot the rule about everyone being biased about something, whoops.

[Panzer]

the =CR= are IMG.

And vice-versa.

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[Primitive]

Nah, it's a collection of unbiased observations I've made to help newbies along in my time here. Are you trying to debate the truth behind my statement?

Nah I just enjoy in their wrong presumptions cause it tends to make HF members angry. And everything that makes people angry makes me giggle. There for newbies with wrong presumptions make me giggle.

[Primitive]

And vice-versa.

I thought you're a BSG faction ?