Crete Protection Services - [CPS]

[Agmen of Eladesor]

Duty Log, [CPS] Officer Carlos Santiago recording.

My first tour since starting my new job with the Crete Protection Services went well, I think.

The [CPS] was started to provide police services within the vicinity of our home planet, of course, and our job is to maintain a rescue force for stranded civilians, to assist the regular forces with close defense, to collect usage fees for the mooring points and docking rings, and effectively act as an impartial police force not directly affiliated with any of the families - which is probably one of our most important jobs, I think.

Within a few minutes of undocking in my new gunboat, a civilian Freelancer came to Gamma thinking he was going to act as a tourista. The sheer and unmitigated gall of the pilot, Kazoper, made me understand why I was chosen for this job. One of the family members would have simply vaporized him, which might have improved the species, but would have created a navigational hazard.

I didn't realize how popular of a tourist attraction Crete is, as shortly thereafter on ANOTHER Freelancer came sailing by, named Anibel.Manrubia. This one was just passing by, and appeared to have visited us previously. Either way, in accordance with our laws, since they weren't bringing us anything, I told Anibel to sheer off and go away.

I finished my tour on a high note. I had a wonderful, romantic encounter with Miss Zaza.D'light. I asked her to surrender to my charms, and then I showed her my throbbing missile of love. After our encounter, she went back to Malta to recuperate - I don't think she totally appreciated all of my suave sophistication.

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.

[Agmen of Eladesor]

Duty Log, [CPS] Officer Carlos.Santiago reporting.

Sex in space. Seriously, I knew that it was an issue when married couples would go into space, and get distracted.





The Guzmans managed to get tangled up in an interesting variation on the Kama Sutra whilst in the docking rings. I think they took the term 'docking rings' too seriously, and tried to dock a little too soon.

I warned them that they were causing major interruptions in service to the planet Crete with their actions, but it was to no avail.







Unfortunately, I had to destroy their ships, and fine them each $10,000 credits for the hazard. Wait, I am receiving a note... They are not married, they are brother and sister?

Desculpa...

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.