We are looking for an agent, who could convincingly impersonate this man:
All we need is your voice for a recording. The operative who will be chosen will receive 300 million Sirius Credits. It also has a great chance that we'll look for him in the future if we'll have similar security concerns.
What we need at this point are voice samples. If you feel up for the task, please say the following:
"The Lane Hackers will only consider technology transfer requests from an official executive of your faction. In Rogue-speak, that means 'da boss'. No requests will be considered if made by anyone else. Individuals will be denied without regard for any prior or existing arrangements."
Recordings should be sent to this Neural-Net account. If you feel that you are our man but you need technical assistance, let us know and one of our operators will contact you.
Also keep in mind that the person in question is a talented senior citizen of Liberty, so if you sound like some cannibal kid from the Omikrons, we wouldn't be able to risk employing you.
I sometimes forget that people dislike to post in inrp threads - that's just a usual 'we pay for some work' type of request thread, completely ooc - just wanted to create some mood with the above post.
So far we received submissions from Quandry and Ingenious. Both are good, my personal preference matters less in that case. I'm waiting to hear some other people's voice, but when it's done I'm taking the recordings to the person in question for making the decision.
[color=#FFFFFF]Well, I could definitely give it a go, since I have a pretty large array of voices I can do, from accents to pitches, anywhere from a high-pitched feminine voice to a low, guttural rumble. However you'd do best to catch me over Skype, since I'm a complete retard for making recordings.
Sucks to be a weight on the wrong side of the brilliance-insanity scale.