'Sup homies? I'm Versatil, that pirate who helped you in battle against corsairs. Ya know, i fly a Roc... But i saw your comrades flying Thor's, and i said: "Damn, that craft is a monster!"
Is any chance for a bastard pirate like me to own one? If the answer is "JA", i would like to know the conditions and the price.
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[ID: Major Friedrich Dresner - RHA SOA]
Versatil, ze fakt zat you've just seen a Thor und had decided to rekuest one, proves zat you haven't been around ze Omegas long enough. So, you should not expekt us to grant one ov our precious bombers to a random stranger ve barely know. If you really do vant zis bomber, you have to vork fur it! Zis ist one kase you kan't buy your vay through vith throwing in some kredits, as die armee ist richer in supplies zan to need a bribe from a mere pirate.
Vhat ve ask you to do ist, spend 20 days in Omegas, assisting forces ov die volksrevolution und gazering evidence ov your such aktivity. After ze 20 days have passed, prezent ze evidence und ve vill re-diskuss your rekuest.
Meanvhile, ze oberkommando demands a full klarification ov vezer or not you are ze subjekt ov ze skan log attached to zis message, und if so, how und vhy you got access to Libertonian armament.
I never saw a Thor before because hessians flew in Odin's, or, that nice IMG bomber..How they call it..Pytho? Anyway..I act in Omega's daily, so these 20 days are nothing for me. Just tell me how can i prove that? And about liberty weapons, don't worry, i've bought them from a corrupt navy officer, and after he gave me the weapons, i killed him.
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[ID: Major Friedrich Dresner - RHA SOA]
Pilot Versatil;
You had vell more zan enough time to reply to zis transmission vith vhat ve asked ov you to do, vhich you apparently forgot about kompletely. Thus, der Armee hereby konsiders you uninterested und konsiders your request to be Null.
Next time, before asking anything from us, think tvice so you vouldn't ruin your reputation like zis.
Major Dresner ov die Rote Hessen Armee over und aus!
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