ToP Smuggling Services

[Tailsdoll]

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From: ToP Public Relations Liaison
To: Anyone with a need for... "stuff"
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To all who might be interested,

I represent a certain group most people have come to call "The Project". Yes, yes, I'm sure you've heard your share of stories about us. Obviously, they are all either exxagerations or all out lies. Unless of course they concern the transportation of.... certain, "special" goods. In that case, believe me, the stories are underplayed.
I am here for a very simple task. To inform you, the client, that, should you ever need to acquire certain goods, be them perfectly legal or certain.... "shady" commodities, we provide a speedy, efficient and, above all, quiet and discrete solution to your transportation necessities.
What does this mean, in layman's terms? Simple: want something? Cannot (or will not) purchase it yourself? Give us a ring, and we'll make sure those listed items convenientely appear at your doorstep, along with a reasonable bill.
And remember: secrecy is guaranteed, whatever the circumstances.
So, to anyone with this particular need: give us a ring, and a catalog will be sent to your neural net account. We can discuss business later.

I've ran out of "goodbyes",

"Joe"

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